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Tatami Recharge Pink Leopard Print Shorts (shorter inseam)

Where has my butt buddy Snowflake Frank been ? I know he would look so good in these shorts. Anyway, tampon is waiting for him.

11/8/2023 11:53:49 AM

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Tatami Messenger Bag

T-U-N-I-T wants to know if this would be big enough to hold/hide his colostomy bag. I said NO, because he is so FULL of shit.

11/19/2022 7:34:24 AM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

"Torn", like TUNIT's butthole

11/3/2022 4:22:28 AM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

TUNIT's dad used to release the Kraken on him.

11/2/2022 4:46:18 AM

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Phalanx "Shatter" II HPTX Shorts

Hey Jimmy, it's the "shitter" shorts, right up your brown alley. Would be great if you could make it to the Vatican and leave a long streak for the Pope, like Lyin' Joke "Beijing" Tali-Biden did.

9/15/2022 11:06:35 PM

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93brand Tea Tree Oil Shampoo 2-PACK

My jizz lathers up in Snowflake Frank's mouth more than this stuff.

7/3/2022 12:27:28 AM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Orange

I know you're serious .... a serious loser.

That comment is used every time there's a gi with big and/or multiple logos.

3/12/2022 3:24:03 AM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Orange

You hearing voices again, mental case ???

I only see words.

Liberals are more likely to have a mental illness, studies have shown. So, I'm not surprised that you are hearing voices.

3/12/2022 11:51:34 AM

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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

Like when you picked up that sexually transmitted rash from your dad?

3/19/2022 11:47:59 AM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

Don't forget about me, Frankie boy. Shitting your pants is only half your problem. The other problem is when you put me in the wrong hole and make your pants all red.

3/25/2022 5:42:59 AM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

Snowflake Frank bought it thinking the butt print "Manto" is Portugues for "mount me".

3/25/2022 6:30:22 AM

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Inverted Gear RollTop Backpack

Come on, Frank. It's not as difficult as that time you had to fish that gerbil out of your ass.

3/26/2022 4:13:48 AM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

Snowflake Frank is an idiot, like I've said in the past. He puts me in the wrong hole quite often.

Admin probably comments just about every other day.

4/7/2022 10:43:33 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Hmmmm, That could explain why I find myself in the wrong hole.

5/16/2022 9:23:58 AM

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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" HPLT Shorts

I take it that's your way of saying you fit the requirements and are available.

5/17/2022 9:46:35 AM

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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats

Snowflake Frank is available for rent; cheap & he brings his own butt buttah.

5/23/2022 9:27:01 AM

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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

Sure, order and wear the menstruating persons size XS and bring your young children to the parade, you disgusting POS. Maybe you saw Frank there, he had the kissing booth, however he wasn't kissing lips, he was kissing on the dongs.

7/6/2022 12:26:53 AM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats

So, you're saying you're a fat shit, without saying you're a fat shit.

7/19/2022 1:44:09 PM

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Scramble Kneeon Shorts

If it said, "Dick Wiggler" you would buy it, and it would be pretty accurate.

7/20/2022 7:33:29 AM

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Scramble Kneeon Shorts

Wiggly Worm you have is like a thin, floppy noodle that only gets excited, but is still flaccid anyway, when you see men.

7/20/2022 9:44:18 AM

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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

Sometimes Frank puts me in the wrong hole and cleans up da booty real nice, lickety spit, oh, that's also how he cleans me.

9/17/2022 1:12:39 AM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

Look who's talking, TUNIT your mouth is clamped real tight on Jimmy's ass

9/20/2022 10:37:24 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Don't talk about your mother like that TUNIT, now come upstairs and rub your dad's balls, it's been a tough day at the glory hole. Remember, your shift there starts at 9:00.

10/3/2022 4:40:17 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

TUNIT calling the kettle black . . . You are Jimmy Stoole's butt buddy. Did you wipe his ass for him today ?

10/3/2022 8:08:11 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

TUNIT, the guy who can suck a condom off a cock and a little while later give you a balloon animal out his ass.

10/3/2022 4:44:11 PM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

TUNIT thinks dongs is a prophet, because he is used to bowing before all dongs - he sucks !

10/5/2022 3:21:51 AM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

TUNIT, almost every comment "the guy who" .... You must have been the most bullied in school. Comical how you try to put 1stripe & I down claiming we say OSS, yet you always put "...belch", you fake ass Brazilian wannabe.

10/6/2022 1:02:30 AM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

TUNIT, you're such a sad sack of shit proclaiming to speak for God, when you don't even realize you're committing blasphemy by not capitalizing the letter 'G'. TUNIT is an uneducated, immoral Jimmy Stoole's shit eater.

10/6/2022 7:13:22 AM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

Oh, boy, another loser. Can you read ? A punctuation Nazi, as you say, would be someone who incessantly complains about punctuation. In the case you are referring to, it is about respect. And, quite ironic how in your comment you capitalized the word 'Nazi'. If you were true to your dig at me you wouldn't have capitalized that word, you know, just to set me off. So, in essence you agree with me. You just owned yourself, stupid fucker.

10/6/2022 8:24:26 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

TUNIT, ask your mom how gay I am .... LoL

10/6/2022 10:59:49 PM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

I would rather have gone to bed hungry, than have my mom be like yours who sold her body in the alley. TUNIT has a daddy who's name is John. Don't know who your daddy is, but you know he's a John.

10/7/2022 12:10:10 AM

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Scramble Kneeon Shorts

Psh! Not on my worst day, pal! Your jokes are lame.

10/8/2022 8:15:06 AM

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Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black

Maybe if you bend over in front of him, he can easily fit the shopping cart right in.

10/14/2022 1:36:55 AM

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Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black

Lame jokes, lame reply. You are, in real life, literally'Skippy', the lamest of Ed's characters.

10/14/2022 3:15:54 AM

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Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black

Suck a dick, Larvae

10/14/2022 3:57:58 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

WTF !?! Pervert Alert. TUNIT is hitting on a kid. Ewww. Sick bastard.

10/20/2022 7:11:49 AM

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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

If Lyin' Joke "Beijing" Tali-Biden had anything to do with this, it would be made in China, cost $85 and ship in 3 months, because of you know, the thing, climate change. And, the shirt would actually say: Kimuras and Kimfrtunishl

10/30/2022 8:39:41 PM

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Tatami Kimuras T-Shirt - Royal Blue

Poor Samurai has the Pfizer stroke going on.

10/30/2022 8:40:54 PM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

What you really mean is your too scared to be seen with it.

11/4/2022 6:04:50 AM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

TUNIT grew up poor. His dad had the idea to make lollipops for little tunit after doing anal. That's why little atm tunit loves to talk about amazing shits. I think his dad is Jimmy.

11/14/2022 10:23:41 AM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

If you think you sucking off your daddies shit covered cock is a weak insult, then you definitely are going to hell.

11/14/2022 8:33:57 PM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

Satan likes butts = lgbtq

11/14/2022 10:20:18 AM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

TUNIT eats shit, Jimmy feeds him it.

11/17/2022 10:44:12 PM

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Phalanx "Thrash" Spats

The only splash around you is when your mouth is open and JimmyStoole squats above you.

11/17/2022 11:19:30 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

Go ahead and get sepsis, you dirty fool

12/4/2022 12:41:54 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Sorry to tell you the crow was hit by a car, while eating your mom's abortion that she threw out the car window.

12/6/2022 1:59:42 AM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

FannyPacker: It's not really an ugly tree anymore, your mother knocked down all the branches when she fell.

12/6/2022 3:04:28 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Gay person

12/6/2022 1:57:09 AM

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Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

Mr Resident, you didn't wear spats, because you filthy pervert liked the little black children playing with your leg hair while they told you about cockroaches.

1/1/2023 10:53:45 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Remember, Ahnold smoked that ugly maid in the house, too.

2/4/2023 3:23:01 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

Hey, why didn't Snowflake Frank invite me to the party? Oh, never mind, I know why, he wanted his bottom hole to be clear of any "obstructions" for the good times.

2/9/2023 2:40:36 AM

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Phalanx "Rogue Squad" Spats

Dongs is traveling through your colon

5/3/2023 10:51:34 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

Old bags, dirt bags, pairs of bags hanging from between homeless men's legs.

5/23/2023 8:45:40 PM

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Tatami Supply Co Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

Bubba wants to have a word with you in the shower, boy.

6/11/2023 3:59:05 PM

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93brand Citizen 7.0 Shorts

Step 1: Join the Democrat party
Step 2: Tell everyone you are now a woman
Step 3: Roll with the girls
Step 4: CHAMPION !!!

8/13/2023 8:18:19 AM

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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag

Pfft, small time. I was able to fit 3 ex mother-in-laws in mine.

9/5/2023 11:08:13 AM

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Wristlock Co. "Deal With The Devil" Rash Guard

Any more complaints, mister ?

9/27/2023 12:00:23 AM

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Tatami "Success" Zip Hoodie Grey

You got the trans version. Embrace it, bigot.

9/28/2023 11:16:55 PM

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The Wristlock Co. "King" Tee

He's been doing double shifts volunteering at the glory hole, plus putting weekend hours in as well.

11/26/2023 4:04:38 PM

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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard

Me = Franks Tampon, after Snowflake Frank inserts me in his bottom with his filthy hands.

1/1/2024 12:29:09 AM

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93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag

Snowflake Frank says use your rear pocket. He fits all his in there. If he misplaces the tv remote, he finds it in there. He puts me in there when it's that time of the month.

1/5/2024 7:02:58 PM

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