RollingTriathlete

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Scramble Base-K BJJ Gi - Ninja Black



Im hoping if i buy this Gi i can finally achieve a 3 year old dream of finally getting a submission. I’m really tired of Trial Class Students Submitting me. I’m so bad at BJJ my girlfriend came to my first Comp saw how bad i was and broke up with me.   
3/17/2024 11:03:01 PM
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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue



3rd BJJ gym kicked me out - Reason - I’m so bad at BJJ I’ve been training for 2 years now, and I keep getting tapped by Trial Class Students. No coach can help me!   
1/28/2024 11:02:45 PM
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Phalanx Frequency Long Sleeve Rash Guard



I need a Odour blocking Rashie, cause I stink at BJJ  
12/17/2023 1:22:33 AM
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Finishers "Reaper" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



I cant do BJJ anymore gettijg subbed by teens and trial class guys, is destroying my self confidence, cant focus at work. My gf says I’ve become closed off!  
11/24/2023 11:35:58 PM
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Phalanx "Strength and Honor" HPTX Shorts



My new gym told me i have to go back to BJJ fundamentals, because i keep getting tapped out with ease. Trial class students wrist locked me after one class .   
11/14/2023 11:02:16 PM
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Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"



I bought this because I was laughed out of my old gym for getting subbed by trial class students. So now I’ve joined a 10P gym, wien i show up to my first class with this T-Shirt on, maybe i’ll look like someone who is good at BJJ  
11/10/2023 11:03:23 PM
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Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown



Guys today some wrestler got me in a scarf hold and i couldnt get out of it. Am i ever going to be good at BJJ?   
10/27/2023 11:08:43 PM
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Meerkatsu Bow & Arrow Choke T-Shirt



I need to buy a 100 of these and hand them out to Trial Class students. For some reason anyone just walking into the gym has the ability to choke me out. I’m just a bottom of the barrell loser!   
10/8/2023 11:02:09 PM
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"SPORTS" T-Shirts 2-PACK by BJJHQ



Guys i think my BJJ school is gonna kick me out. They said they’ve never met someone who’s trained BJJ for 3 years and still gets tapped out by trial class students. I’m really sad.   
8/31/2023 11:13:35 PM
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93brand Citizen 7.0 Shorts



Guys 2 years and 3 months since i started BJJ and i havent been able to tap anyone! Should I give up? Find another sport?   
8/12/2023 11:21:22 PM
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Meerkatsu Laser Beam Rash Guard



I might as well buy this. Cant get more humiliating then practicing BJJ for 2 years ans still being a single stripe white belt!   
7/18/2023 11:03:11 PM
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Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger LS Rashguard



I have this rash guard. It makes me look like i know what im doing, until a no stripe white belt cross collar chokes me while he’s in my guard! Guys im really bad at BJJ!   
7/10/2023 11:03:26 PM
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93brand Standard Issue Shorts 2-PACK



Guys a 180lbs high schooler tapped me today. Will inever tap someone? Its been 3 years.   
6/28/2023 11:02:51 PM
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Fuji Comp Duffle - Grey and Black Bag



If i have this bag at least for the first 5 minutes after i enter the gym, people will believe im good at BJJ. Then ill probably get tapped by a trial class guy, and ill be back to being a loser!   
6/27/2023 11:02:37 PM
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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid)



I need this so people think im actually good at BJJ. I jeep getting tapped out by Trial Class dudes. Its been 2 years now and I have 0 Submissions!   
6/21/2023 11:02:21 PM
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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag



Sold out in oess than a minute? Deal lasted as long as a last against white belt newbies during open roll!   
5/14/2023 11:02:29 PM
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Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie



Imma buy every deal in the hopes that after 2 and a half years of Jiu Jitsu i can finally submit someone. Everyone at my gym thinks im a joke.   
2/24/2023 11:04:15 PM
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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt



Buying this in the hopes that people dont find out that ive never gotten a sub in my 2 years of doing BJJ  
12/9/2022 11:05:08 PM
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Fuji Home Roll Out Mats



Im so excited to buy some gear in the hopes that i finally tap someone 1 year and 9 months of doing BJJ i still havent tapped anyone   
11/25/2022 11:04:18 PM
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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



Update - 1 year and 3 months of doung BJJ i still havent tapped anyone. Tonight a 12 year old got me in a ankle lock. While his mom pointed and laughed at me. :(   
11/11/2022 12:08:21 AM
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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard



Update 1 year and 2 months of BJJ still havent tapped anyone. A Blue belt today triangle chocked me while whispering in my ear “you soft bro!”   
11/1/2022 11:02:41 PM
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Tatami Uncover Jogger Navy



Update - 1 year 3 months of doing BJJ still haven’t tapped anyone. Today a 17 year old girl choked me with a bow and arrow.   
10/31/2022 11:02:03 PM
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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard



Update 1 year and 2 months of doibf BJJ and i still havent tapped anyone, today a new white belt armbared me! :(  
10/30/2022 11:02:14 PM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats



Update - 1 year 3 days of BJJ still havent tapped anyone!   
10/23/2022 11:02:04 PM
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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)



Ive been doing BJJ for 1 year and i srill havent tapped anyone   
10/23/2022 1:05:44 AM
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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black



DONG CITY MY DUDES!!!  
9/16/2022 11:02:29 PM
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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy



BONGS!  
9/9/2022 11:03:05 PM
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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black



BONGS!  
8/16/2022 10:25:36 PM
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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Shorts



Hi Guys!   
8/15/2022 2:43:21 PM
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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard



This rashie is ugo af  
8/7/2022 11:44:18 PM
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Manto "Torn" Rashguard



BOMGS!  
7/20/2022 11:01:25 PM
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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Bongs!  
7/17/2022 11:34:51 PM
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Scramble Heartbreak Tee



Bongs  
7/16/2022 6:21:25 PM
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Tatami Takedown Tiger Rash Guard



Bongs!  
7/13/2022 11:12:41 PM
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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White



Bongs  
7/10/2022 11:01:52 PM
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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

Please dont lie. No shane in wanting a Gi with a tramp stamp.
3/25/2022 3:08:39 PM
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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

Youre so right ive been slacking on my no homo declerations!
8/13/2022 3:46:41 PM
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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

*Doing - sorry im so flustered about getting tapped by a newbie
10/30/2022 11:02:59 PM
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Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts

Where were you yesterday?
3/19/2024 11:01:02 PM
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