>"trust me bro, jiu jitsu is all about controlling your emotions and be comfortable when youre uncomfortable. Real zen shit man."
> A single anime pfp starts trolling in the comments of a merch app
> "WAAAGGGH WHAT THE FUCK STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT ITS SO ANNOYING!!!"  

I feel like all of Progress' merchandise would look better without the actual word Progress on it. Like this Gi actually looks pretty cool but the random ass MS paint insert text here look ruins it   

I have a hard time explaining to people what this app is. On its surface its just a 24hr market for cheaper bjj gear. But in reality it is its own little underground rat person civilization, where some of the biggest retards of the bjj community gather to shitpost and call item on sale ugly. I havent even bought something from here in like a year, but i still come here to check out the comments. Jiu jitsu is gay and so are you. Cheers boys   

Its always the text that ruins these rashies.   

How could I be the bone collector whenever your mom is right there, anon?  

Alright wise guys pack it up they have a good item for sale for today  

Bro I promise bjj is legit bro i swear, bro please stop saying bjj looks gay bro come on please   

Why would I need spats when I could just steal my girlfriend's leggings?   

Do you like 93brand rashguards? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when their palm tree and butterfly benadryl trip pattern rashguards came out in '20 , I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole line of rashguards have a clear, crisp latex abrasiveness, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the chest underwear a big boost. They've been compared to Tatami and Juijitero rashguards, but I think 93brand has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '19 , Huey released this, their Goose feather gis, their most accomplished product. I think their undisputed masterpiece is the "Art of War" gi, a sand paper pajama set so savvy looking, most people probably don't even look at the cool design inside the jacket! But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the brand itself!


Hey BigChimpin!

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I'm a big fan of the tramp stamp on the jacket   

Where the gis at doe  

Im excited aboht this deal! Maybe now some of yall will be able to get rolling partners after buying this!  

Looks dope   

Hey guys it is my birthday today can i get some happy birthdays in chat   

The comment section on this app is funnier than my twitter lmao