SeoiEggnoggy

SeoiEggnoggy: #16848 of 16885
20 Comments
Helpful?
0 Yes | 0 No
 
 
Tatami Dweller BJJ Gi - White



Hey, it’s the “Mom I frewed up” at 3AM chick! She’s back! Also, got my holographic camo belt today! Big OSSSS! 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻  
8/23/2021 12:31:44 AM
Flag
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey



These will get you so much puss. Ah, who am I kidding? These will get you bent over and smashed.  
7/20/2021 11:04:40 PM
Flag
0 Comments
93brand S6 BJJ Gi - Black



I’m just here for the comments, last night had some real gems  
7/14/2021 11:06:47 PM
Flag
0 Comments
Kitsune Hydro Rashguard



Why’s the dude in the pics figure like a chick’s?   
6/23/2021 11:07:34 PM
Flag
0 Comments
Tatami Leve BJJ Gi - Blue



Any promotions or demotions today? I beat up a bunch of kids at a karate tourney and got ejected after they learned my age!  
6/6/2021 11:04:33 PM
Flag
0 Comments
93brand Strong Snake Rashguard



Too many uptight asses in the BJJ community... well, that use this app. Where are the funny dudes like Craig Jones?  
5/30/2021 11:28:40 PM
Flag
0 Comments
Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - Black



Wore this gi and got promoted to red belt on the spot  
5/26/2021 8:09:11 AM
Flag
0 Comments
Fuji Electric Grappling Shorts



I actually got my first stripe Saturday. In an alternate reality though, I was promoted to become professor.  
5/24/2021 11:29:25 PM
Flag
0 Comments
Tatami Essential 2.0 Joggers Grey/Stone



Do these improve your BJJ and bang bang skills?  
5/19/2021 11:16:30 PM
Flag
0 Comments
Scramble Makoto BJJ Gi - White



I did a kani basami on some old dude and my instructor promptly promoted me to a 4th degree black belt  
5/13/2021 11:02:52 PM
Flag
0 Comments
Comment on:
Nine Lives Nesting Dolls Rashguard

Man, so many people are so damn uptight lmao I enjoy seeing your everyday promotions and demotions!
5/11/2021 11:08:12 PM
Comment on:
2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)

Shit man, one of the coach’s right-hand dudes saw my post here and promoted me to gold belt!
5/12/2021 11:03:36 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Cauli Floral" Rashguard

They skinned your grandma’s couch to make these
5/21/2021 10:35:07 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Cauli Floral" Rashguard

I got promoted to midnight coral
5/21/2021 10:33:30 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Cauli Floral" Rashguard

I agree, fuck liberals and being politically correct
5/21/2021 10:38:09 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

I went to a BJJ gym, took the professor’s belt off, put it on, and fucked his bitch – I think I deserve my own gym and a system named after me!
5/21/2021 11:06:37 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Rival BJJ Gi - White

Demi Lovato not being able to call herself “them” for five minutes
6/1/2021 11:52:23 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Dawn" BJJ Gi - Black

My money’s on Ryan, dawg
6/13/2021 12:05:27 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Vengeance Joggers - Sand

Well, ya see... when mommy kisses your peepee after she kisses the neighbor’s peepee...
6/22/2021 11:15:27 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Dragon Slayer Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Pshhhhh, unreal.
6/30/2021 11:12:26 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Gotham" Rash Guard

Fuck the assholes who bitch and cry when faced with this statement, and fuck BLM – they’re terrorists
7/2/2021 11:08:39 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Rival Long Sleeve Rashguard - Black & Camo

Lmfaoooo you had me dyin at “mom, I frewed up” hahahahaha
7/13/2021 11:43:13 PM
Comment on:
93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

Ron Burgundy
7/19/2021 11:08:31 PM
Comment on:
Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

It says “dude”. What does mine says?!
7/27/2021 11:09:09 PM
Comment on:
93brand Standard Issue Spats - Grey/Volt Green

Yep, it is... and he has a moose knuckle
8/12/2021 11:23:25 PM
Comment on:
93brand Standard Issue Spats - Grey/Volt Green

It’s a guy with a big ol C U Next Tuesday
8/12/2021 11:24:53 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Dweller BJJ Gi - White

More like Hoe Hidin
8/23/2021 6:54:37 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Dweller BJJ Gi - White

Taking away the trolling sounds shitty and boring
8/23/2021 6:55:34 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Rash Guard - Short Sleeve

My nibba is back!
10/3/2021 11:09:25 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Leve BJJ Gi - Blue

Yes, she does
11/9/2021 11:13:47 PM
USA
 
Australia
 
Brazil
 
Canada
 
Denmark
 
Germany
 
Finland
 
France
 
Ireland
 
Italy
 
Japan

Netherlands
 
New Zealand
 
Norway
 
Poland
 
Portugal
 
South Korea
 
Spain
 
Sweden
This Deal Ends In
::
My Account | Login
Page Top Page Top

Copyright © 2024 BJJHQ.com All rights reserved.