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Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie

This is tight, i just bought it and ordered to the wrong address 😭😭

1/18/2023 12:32:36 AM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Gi jiu jitsu sucks

11/4/2022 8:38:53 AM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

Horse pussy

10/6/2022 3:39:02 AM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

“Dongs”

9/9/2022 11:11:51 PM

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Manto "Diablo" Shorts

Kiss me

6/18/2022 8:06:34 AM

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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (2022 Pocket Edition)

Poop

6/3/2022 7:29:58 AM

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Kitsune "Dragon" BJJ Gi - Dark Grey

Poop

5/24/2022 11:40:12 PM

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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

Poop

5/21/2022 3:24:00 AM

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93brand GOTHAM Spats

Poop

5/19/2022 3:38:06 AM

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Inverted Gear Panda 400 BJJ Gi - White

Poop

5/13/2022 4:18:11 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue

Poop

5/11/2022 4:10:03 AM

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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

Poop

5/10/2022 11:27:50 AM

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Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts

Poop

5/7/2022 4:11:30 AM

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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

Fart

4/11/2022 11:34:39 PM

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Tatami "Jiu Jitsu Sunset" T-Shirt

Fart

4/4/2022 9:13:13 AM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - Black

Fart

3/1/2022 4:07:38 AM

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Tatami Katakana Spats - Navy

Fart

2/9/2022 11:38:52 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Fart

2/9/2022 2:13:19 AM

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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

Fart

2/7/2022 11:33:05 PM

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Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White

Fart

2/7/2022 12:15:10 AM

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Aesthetic 'Floral Dragon' Long-Sleeve Rash Guard

Nice

*missing her*

2/3/2022 12:21:49 AM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Heavy asf i have one

11/13/2021 11:07:20 PM

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93brand HOOKS V5 Jiu Jitsu Gi - White

Nice

11/1/2021 1:01:58 AM

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Kitsune "Hunters" Ombre Spats

What yall think aboht kanyes new album

8/30/2021 1:50:43 AM

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2-PACK of NEW Tea Tree Oil Shampoo by 93brand

Worchestorsire

8/17/2021 11:21:09 PM

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93brand "Gold Label" Jiu Jitsu Gi

8/2/2021 11:24:52 PM

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Kitsune "Box V2" T-Shirt

poop

8/1/2021 11:32:16 PM

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93brand "Splatter V2" Navy Blue Shorts

Damn these are sick

7/26/2021 11:00:17 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Tights - Green/Orange

That ole boy is like an acorn glued to the wall. Poor guy

7/22/2021 11:08:07 PM

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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey

What kind of pickle smoocher twinkle toes shit is this

7/20/2021 11:01:29 PM

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93brand PALM Shorts

Hors d’oeuvre

7/10/2021 1:23:49 AM

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Inverted Gear "Panda Nation" Tank Top

7/7/2021 11:19:34 PM

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Tatami Dry Tech Gear Bag Grey/Black

Mayo or miracle whip?

7/4/2021 11:38:47 PM

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Kitsune "Dawn" Jiu Jitsu Gi

England getting merked by the US in war is still the funniest thing to me. Go lose another war you british nerds

7/4/2021 12:06:56 AM

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93brand "Gotham" Rash Guard

Always kiss your homies goodnight

7/3/2021 12:44:06 AM

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Inverted Gear "Old School" Gi - Blue

7/1/2021 11:11:44 PM

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93brand COSM Spats

6/29/2021 11:01:08 PM

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Half Sumo Red Yurei 2021 Edition Shorts

6/27/2021 11:03:15 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Black Gi

Amen

6/27/2021 3:07:04 AM

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Komainu Checkerboard Ranked Rashguard

Yall ever be rippin ass in bed and dive under the covers to smell it

6/25/2021 11:54:10 PM

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93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)

If i was a girl id be so easy

6/24/2021 11:00:57 PM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

6/23/2021 11:18:18 PM

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Tatami Vengeance Joggers - Sand

I have these in white and theyre actually really high quality and fit well.

Also why does it burn when i pee

6/22/2021 11:01:23 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" BJJ Gi - Navy Blue Edition

Whoever snags this deal is lucky but who’s more lucky is rickson gracie that i didnt come up at the same time he did cuz i wouldve submitted both him and you (person reading this comment)

6/21/2021 12:39:20 AM

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93brand SUBWAY Rashguard

I dont wipe before class

6/19/2021 11:13:49 PM

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Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - Black

This looks nice

6/19/2021 12:38:08 AM

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Inverted Gear Camp V2 Hybrid Shorts - Black

If bjjHQ hosted an absolute submission only, last man standing tournament i would win 100%

6/17/2021 11:08:09 PM

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93brand HOOKS V5 - Navy Blue Edition

6/16/2021 11:03:36 PM

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BJJ Tees "Average Joe's" & "Defend Yourself" T-Shirt 2PACK

6/15/2021 11:00:18 PM

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Half Sumo "Red Yurei" 2021 edition Rashguard

Psa

6/14/2021 11:00:50 PM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

“Gi jIu jItSu hAs rEaL lIfE uSeS”

6/13/2021 11:01:44 PM

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Kitsune "Dawn" BJJ Gi - Black

6/12/2021 11:09:45 PM

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93brand BRASILIA Spats

If i had a hogs arm on me like that i wouldnt wear shorts either

6/11/2021 11:23:00 PM

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Kitsune "Hunters" Ombre Spats

Lil mama in the first pic got cake 👀

6/8/2021 11:00:49 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Black, Burgundy)

Gi jiu jitsu sucks and all you old farts need to embrace it

6/7/2021 11:13:15 PM

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93brand PALM Spats

6/2/2021 11:00:24 PM

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Tatami Rival BJJ Gi - White

6/1/2021 11:04:28 PM

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Kitsune Barrage Gear Bag

5/31/2021 11:02:09 PM

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Hyperfly Judofly Gi - Black

And yet you did

5/30/2021 3:14:31 AM

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Inverted Gear Cross Training Rashguard

Hmu

5/29/2021 12:02:43 AM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" - Classic Blue

When ur girl sees me rockin this gi

5/28/2021 12:33:00 AM

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93brand "COMBATE" Spats

Chris cross applesauce

5/26/2021 11:00:56 PM

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Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - Black

Pull up in ya gym steal ya girl

5/25/2021 11:07:51 PM

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Fuji Electric Grappling Shorts

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5/25/2021 12:03:26 AM

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93brand "Local Butchers" Lightweight Hoodie

Ranch on pizza?

5/23/2021 11:08:12 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Rashguard

You have to be confident to wear this. The confidence that comes from someone like me, a 10/10 attractive alpha male

5/20/2021 11:11:47 PM

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Inverted Gear Old School Gi - White

If gi jiu jitsu was real id be tempted

5/18/2021 11:02:21 PM

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Tatami Balance Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

This seems like a great product.

5/14/2021 11:16:20 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)

Im like a rabbit cuz these carats on me

5/12/2021 11:14:05 PM

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93brand S6 BJJ Gi - Black

Yo that jacket is tight son nah mean??

5/10/2021 11:12:07 PM

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Tatami Competitor BJJ Gi - White

Tapout

5/5/2021 11:02:41 PM

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93brand "M93" Rashguard - Short Sleeve

Wat

3/26/2021 11:09:47 PM

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Phalanx HPLT Shorts - Stripes

Agree

3/14/2021 11:06:33 PM

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Phalanx HPLT Shorts - Stripes

C spec gi when

3/14/2021 11:34:18 PM

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Inverted Gear Old School Gi - White

Maybe. Im a blue belt in no gi but would likely qualify for black if i trained gi which is far easier

5/18/2021 11:05:34 PM

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93brand PALM Spats

I was faster than 1 minute

6/2/2021 11:05:00 PM

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93brand PALM Spats

I hope someone ezekial chokes you from inside your guard

6/3/2021 12:30:20 PM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

Id love to see you hit a swedish leg swingset in a gi tough guy

6/13/2021 11:18:14 PM

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BJJ Tees "Average Joe's" & "Defend Yourself" T-Shirt 2PACK

Megan u finna make me act up ????

6/15/2021 11:08:21 PM

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93brand HOOKS V5 - Navy Blue Edition

This is the kinda meme you find when you see someones kid on “people you may know” and think “is he old enough to have a facebook?”

6/17/2021 12:25:03 AM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" BJJ Gi - Navy Blue Edition

Tell me a story

6/20/2021 11:40:27 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Spats 2-PACK (updated edition)

Only one deal per 24 hours except occassionaly youll have rolling deals which is a new deal every ~15 mins or so. Great opportunity to stock up on gear. Also, id fkn wreck rickson gracie if we went 1v1 swear to god

6/21/2021 11:14:37 PM

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93brand COSM Spats

Hnnnnnnng

6/29/2021 11:50:16 PM

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Tatami Dragon Slayer Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Sheeeeeesh

6/30/2021 11:13:25 PM

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Tatami Dragon Slayer Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

I also commonly think “i wonder what would make jiu jistu more fun. How about a heavy wet blanket on my entire body” and thus, i attend gi class

7/1/2021 12:03:01 AM