Mike's profile at MMA HQ

93brand "Leg Locks" Tee

I'll save your interns the trouble of coming up with ideas for these dumbass shirts, feel free to send me commissions - "Muay Thai in the Streets, Jiu Jitsu in the sheets"

7/29/2021 11:09:28 PM

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BJJTees "Cross Face/Just Roll" T-shirt 2PACK

Was going to buy until I saw the mask

5/16/2020 11:30:41 PM

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93brand Fabric Face Mask

$15, for one mask...

Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back man?

5/7/2020 1:19:23 AM

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Tatami Funky Feline Spats

Long sleeve rashie would have been an instant buy...

5/2/2020 1:28:09 AM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Views" Navy BJJ Gi

Great looking gi, if I didn't already have V4 hooks in blue I would definitely be buying this

10/1/2019 1:02:31 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid)

Is this a want or a need?... that is a nice bag

9/30/2019 3:13:06 PM

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Venum "Contender Evo" BJJ Gi - Black

Wasn't this two days ago, just in white?

9/28/2019 11:01:19 PM

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Tatami "Cyber Honey Badger" Rash Guard

"Honey badger don't care. Honey badger don't give a s^&t, it just takes what it wants"

9/9/2019 11:04:45 PM

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Hyperfly Hyperlyte SGT Jiu Jitsu Gi - Grey

Welp we made the loop

9/7/2019 3:56:11 PM

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Hyperfly Hyperlyte SGT Jiu Jitsu Gi - Grey

That scramble gi tho... haha

9/6/2019 11:20:45 PM

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Manto Pura Vida 2.0 BJJ Gi - Black

''the Pura Vida captures that chilled out Jiu Jitsu vibe''

lul, wut? Did the intern who wrote that actually get to see this gi beforehand?

9/1/2019 11:08:03 PM

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93brand "Emblem" Panel Hat

Oh shit, rolling deals

8/31/2019 11:01:04 PM

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Raven "Wild West - The Lawman" Spats

RAVEN spelled backwards is NEVAR...*rimshot*

8/24/2019 11:16:27 PM

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Toro "Hogwarts BJJ Team" T-Shirt

Please, no

8/16/2019 11:01:31 PM

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Kitsune Corduroy Hat

Is this IBJJF approved?

8/10/2019 11:03:46 PM

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Raven "The Gods of Egypt - Anubis" Shorts

How does one get a design job with Raven Fightwear?

8/9/2019 11:07:43 PM

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Tatami Elements 2.0 - Blue BJJ Gi

If it's 50% lighter material, shouldn't it be 50% the price?

8/8/2019 11:09:56 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

The mad men actually did it

8/4/2019 11:01:21 PM

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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Blue

"Fear does not exist in this Dojo, does it?!?

Pain does not exist in this Dojo, does it?!?

Defeat does not exist in this Dojo, does it?!?" - Sensei John Kreese

8/4/2019 3:37:08 PM

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Pride Clothing "The Drizzy T"

Everyone in the shipping department wanted Friday off, didn't they

8/2/2019 7:52:15 PM

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Pride Clothing "The Drizzy T"

Will this rash guard shrink in the wash?

8/1/2019 11:03:29 PM

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HoldFast "Artist Series: Diego Martin" Rashguard

Needs more preachers and shotguns

7/30/2019 8:22:42 AM

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93brand HOOKS V4 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Navy Blue

They don't let you wear gi's there?

7/25/2019 11:29:05 PM

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93brand Vintage 2.0 Men's Grappling Rashguard

Jokes on you, every rolling deal gets the Drizzy T included

8/2/2019 11:01:44 PM

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Vital "Throne" BJJ Gi - White

''Sweep the leg Johnny"

8/15/2019 4:20:01 PM

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Toro "Hogwarts BJJ Team" T-Shirt

Nothing says cool idea like Harry Potter as your base material

8/16/2019 11:13:01 PM

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Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi - Green

The wrong address... Bruhhhhhhh

8/21/2019 6:17:39 PM

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Raven "Wild West - The Lawman" Spats

Bruhhhh....

8/24/2019 11:51:30 PM

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93brand "Emblem" Panel Hat

Hey, you might work for BJJHQ, but anytime you all roll out a turd like the goose anvil hat, the rolling deals stray the next day.

Prove me wrong bros

8/31/2019 11:34:54 PM