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Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rashguard



Bummer! Only style left is "Radioactive Wasp Vomit and Sputum After Ingesting a Lima Bean- Enhanced Under an Electron Fractal Microscope"

However I do like this company's mission statement : "Because we save money by not having anyone with a stupid "design degree" on staff we can charge even more than what this flimsy "crotchal area" acetate gauze T-shirt costs to make! Why pass the savings onto you the client? Only weak minded companies that like losing do that. Pffft to that noise we can hire robots to ship these little ugly clown suits out to you for pennies. Remember grossly designed clothing heightens the animal rage in matches and will increase ticket sales and audience participation.)  
4/19/2020 12:26:23 AM
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Phalanx Frequency RIZR Shorts



okay i actually like this design. Question: do these have pockets? Please list pocket detail dimensions if so, like depth. I need depth. Tnx!  
8/27/2019 11:13:41 PM
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93brand "Strike" Rashguard




Okay! WOWzzza wow. Would u LOOKy here,,, Ladies and Germophobes. They did it again! Yet another well stitched quality fabric product with built in design innovations at a “Meh alright I’ll get it I guess” to “Whoa whoa Momma.Way too much” kinda price, its never like OMG! i must buy this object immediately before its gone. Ok But the point i want to make is this my friends—who the actual F is designing the actual patterns and designs on this crap? The weird ass minimalist but still annoying head scratchers like a grid pattern a poorly drawn cartoon of something you feel like should be a pop cultural reference. Is it a cat or a purple crab or some salt shaker but you’re just not getting it. Is this some Japanese thing? Every freakin day its a new assault on the eyes of anyone with half an ounce of style design sense cool pop culture references a high times school diploma. Ok we are here to wear this object and then we practice this sport like robots. Here’s the reality that’s missing across the BJJ brand world: Design Matters. It bloody does! This spaghetti-o splash of clip art barf maybe you are marketing designs to a convalescent hospital full of centenarian survivors on opioids and parked in chairs in front of a 24hour a day garbage tv. They might wear it idk. Not to insult anyone but GD what is going on with this. It’s really comical the more you start noticing it. And not intellectually stimulatingly funny but more like slow head shaking denials saying “why g-d? WHY?!” It’s really a major turn off buzz and boner kill for the entire image of the sport to the world. no cohesion no thought no resonant depth of ideas that correlate to society or anything. Maybe we don’t have an identity because we don’t have a national presence for the sport and we don’t know one another. This out of touch design by nervous tic induced vomiting by amateur Assassins of thought is giving me a headache. Do u hire those elephants who paint or is this the work of a mortician? That’s why I almost never buy shit. It’s shit. It’s Not Cool. I will not be a walking billboard for Shit. If you want to hire me as designer I’m available and it’s not even my creative marketing art direction forte, I bet I could spark a 500 % increase in sales in under 2 years tho If you let me. Get at me if u like or just drop acid and look at this landscape you’re polluting everyone’s innate design sense with. It’s a crime. Thanks for listening   
8/26/2019 1:06:23 AM
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Black on Black Tatami Estilo 5.0 Gi



Also is this a safe bet to get before finding a local dojo to join? I'm a newb except for one class way back and i used to do Judo as a kid.

what makes one uniform ok for a class but other studios may not let you wear it? or is this one pretty much a safe bet. thanks  
9/10/2017 11:33:35 PM
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Black on Black Tatami Estilo 5.0 Gi



I want to jump in the deep end and get this one size A3, but like to wash things to hot water and i'm planning on muscling up a bit more. should i get the A4? (I'm 6'0" / 225# / Meso / Muscular)  
9/10/2017 11:31:24 PM
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Venum Trainer Lite Sport Bag - Red




I don't see a disclaimer stating that the Venum gloves (and whatever that other strap gear bonus is) in Pic #8 are not "not included", so I will assume under the Truth in Advertising Act that they are shipped as shown as a bonus gift. No glove sizing chart either but I'll take the large please. Thanks, can't wait! 🤠  
8/16/2017 9:32:05 AM
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Ground Game "Bushido II" Rashguard



I'm a weightlifter and a muscular but fit 225 pounds 6ft (big chest and quads) 34 waist ... If the size I'm getting (XL) isn't a proper fit will I be able to exchange it up or down to get the right size?  
7/28/2017 3:00:38 AM
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Black on Black Tatami Estilo 5.0 Gi

did you try your body type feature? what is your body type? that make big diff
9/10/2017 11:53:15 PM
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93brand "Hooks V4" BJJ Gi

Size finder lets you see other’s with similar proportions fitting experiences. I find it helpful. ¯\\\\'_(?)_/¯
8/6/2019 12:04:48 AM
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