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Progress Academy Plus Hybrid Shorts - Khaki



dongs  
12/18/2024 11:04:39 PM
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Inverted Gear Bamboo BJJ Gi - White



dongs  
12/17/2024 11:01:01 PM
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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0



dongs

My only complaint about these is that the drawstring comes out after every wash.   
12/11/2024 11:04:16 PM
1 Comment
Tatami "Made in Japan" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
12/9/2024 11:01:29 PM
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Progress Bengal Hybrid Shorts - Black/Green



dongs  
12/8/2024 11:01:03 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers



dongs  
12/5/2024 11:01:39 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Comp Light BJJ Gi - Blue



dongs  
12/2/2024 11:01:21 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard V2



dongs  
12/1/2024 11:01:05 PM
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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard



dongs  
11/29/2024 11:01:13 PM
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Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral



This new app update is certified Not Dongs.  
11/28/2024 11:22:45 PM
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Parry "Tiger" Black Long Sleeve



lmao it really is like mike perry made a rashguard

dongs  
11/11/2024 11:01:32 PM
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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Unbleached



I thought this was the return of the unbleached 100kg at first. Then I was disappointed. Still a decent gi though.

Dongs.  
11/6/2024 11:15:58 PM
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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats



election dongs  
11/5/2024 11:01:51 PM
0 Comments
Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.0 - Black



dongs  
11/4/2024 11:01:14 PM
0 Comments
93brand Vintage 2.0 Hoodie



Dongs  
11/1/2024 11:02:14 PM
0 Comments
Nation Athletic "Tiger Roar" Shorts



dongs  
10/30/2024 11:00:13 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Gotham Static" BJJ Gi



DC Comics is dongs  
10/29/2024 11:02:06 PM
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HQ Better Pull Guard Rash Guard



dongs  
10/28/2024 11:01:49 PM
0 Comments
Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi



dongs  
10/27/2024 11:00:20 PM
1 Comment
Tatami Recharge Rash Guard - Leopard



dongs  
10/26/2024 11:01:30 PM
0 Comments
29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Shorts



Dongs  
10/25/2024 11:01:29 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi



ROLLING DONGS  
10/18/2024 11:02:13 PM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats



dongs

but not as dongy as those joggers  
9/28/2024 11:01:30 PM
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Progress Academy Plus Hybrid Shorts - Black



Did anyone else’s 93Brand joggers come in a Tatami bag? With Tatami hang tags?

All the same, these things are great. They’re, like, irrresponsibly soft.  
9/27/2024 11:02:35 PM
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93brand Heather Fleeced Joggers




Yeah I’d make this face too if everyone on the Internet was staring at my hog.  
9/24/2024 12:14:39 AM
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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.6 - White



They have to release a double-weave gi called the “heavy flow.” Bonus points if it’s red.  
9/20/2024 11:02:22 PM
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Fuji Bushido Flex Lite Shorts



bushidongs  
9/19/2024 11:00:11 PM
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Parry "Pride" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Sweet! Mike Perry has his own clothing line now!  
9/16/2024 11:01:47 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Shorts



dongs  
9/14/2024 11:01:13 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached



dongs  
9/12/2024 11:01:01 PM
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93brand C-SPEC "Body Butchers" Gi



Maybe if we say his name three times he’ll appear.

C-SPEC SAMMY! C-SPEC SAMMY!!! C-SPEC SAAAAAAMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!  
9/10/2024 11:03:19 PM
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Half Sumo "White Tiger" Dogi



ROLLING DEALS EXTENDED FOR ANOTHER DAY? THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED IN ALL MY YEARS OF POSTING “DONGS”!

I just hope the warehouse goons can keep up for another day.  
9/7/2024 11:54:54 PM
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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0



My 93Brand joggers are pretty damn robust. Warm too.

Glad they tightened them up to show off my hog better.  
8/21/2024 11:06:57 PM
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Nation Athletic "Death Cuddle" Tee



I love how the badass skull on this tough guy jiu jitsu shirt has a Harry Potter lightning bolt.

Dongs  
8/20/2024 11:03:07 PM
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Finishers Green Raptor Rash Guard



dongs  
8/19/2024 11:00:07 PM
0 Comments
Continuous Flow "The Darced of US" Spats



dongs  
8/17/2024 11:00:38 PM
0 Comments
Toro "Vertical" Super Shorts



CJI heavyweight bracket is dongs  
8/16/2024 11:01:24 PM
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93brand Twin Twill Duffel Bag - Black



dongs  
8/10/2024 11:04:17 PM
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Fuji Elemental BJJ Gi - Black



how does one even wank a tit  
7/25/2024 11:01:53 PM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts



Hey can you all google “three wolf moon shirt” because y’all dropped the ball pretty bad yesterday. There were SO many opportunities for quality shitposting and you blew it with a bunch of halfass “inside you there are two wolves” shits.

Just…educate yourselves on the memes of yesteryear. Do better. It’s a shitty Toro thing so it’ll probably come around again. We’ll get another chance.  
7/8/2024 11:06:16 PM
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Fuji Lightweight BJJ Gi - Black



Ameridongs  
7/4/2024 11:05:38 PM
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Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Military Green



hey everyone, real talk: the debate? THAT debate? That we just saw?

We’re not gonna be OK.

Dongs.  
6/27/2024 11:02:20 PM
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Kitsune Cursive LITE Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Coral



dongs  
6/22/2024 11:00:07 PM
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Tatami "Grappling Supply"/ "Victory" 2pack tee



dongs  
6/16/2024 11:00:27 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Demon Hunter" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
6/10/2024 11:00:18 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Baseline Shorts - Black



dongs  
5/16/2024 11:00:24 PM
0 Comments
93brand Body Butchers Spats



dongs  
5/13/2024 11:00:10 PM
0 Comments
Scramble "BAKA" Rash Guard Black/Seafoam



Today was dongs.  
5/12/2024 11:04:46 PM
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Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - White



dongs  
5/7/2024 11:00:15 PM
2 Comments
Go Forth "God Save The Queen" Rash Guard



The Sex Pistols were a fuckin boy band put together by Malcolm McLaren.

dongs  
5/6/2024 11:02:21 PM
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Toro "Ramen" Short Sleeve Rash Guard




Also can we talk about the back boobs on this mannequin?  
4/21/2024 11:05:51 PM
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Toro "Ramen" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



I’m looking at a Toro design that I actually want to buy.

I’m scared.  
4/21/2024 11:04:03 PM
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Progress The Academy Gi - White



I can’t get a gi that says “dongs” so I’ll settle for one that says “PP.”  
4/17/2024 11:04:42 PM
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Tatami "No Pain" Hoodie - Black



My one jiu ijtsu friend at work left the company. So now I don’t have anyone to bitch about injuries to.

Godspeed, farewell, and as always, dongs.  
4/14/2024 11:02:09 PM
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Phalanx "Flow Field" HPTX Shorts



dongs  
3/29/2024 11:00:08 PM
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Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White



dongs  
3/22/2024 11:00:08 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts



dongs  
3/19/2024 11:00:05 PM
1 Comment
93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag



dongs  
3/15/2024 11:00:07 PM
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Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard Black



dongs  
3/14/2024 11:00:07 PM
0 Comments
Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Shorts



Every time I see Nation Athletic gear I think “wow they’ve been into Craig’s nose beers.”

Shorts look dope though.  
3/8/2024 11:22:33 PM
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Kitsune MK1 Long-Sleeve Rashguard



dongs  
2/9/2024 11:00:06 PM
1 Comment
Tatami "Hybrid Griffin" / "Need More Hugs" 2pack Tee



dongs  
2/3/2024 11:00:04 PM
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Meerkatsu "Laser Beam Flying Jitsunicorn" Shorts



Look, say what you want about these but there’s no velcro.  
2/2/2024 11:02:05 PM
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BJJ Wholesale Leglock Short Sleeve Rash Guard



Gaston died and this company was like “quick, infringe their trademarks while they’re not lookimg!”

Make one that says “Berettaplata Specialist” and I’m onboard.  
1/30/2024 7:35:55 AM
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Phalanx "Interrupter" HPTX Shorts



Does bb or “Admin is a bitch” or whoever like his blue gi?

I’ve been wondering that.  
1/12/2024 11:02:24 PM
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Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts



dongs  
1/8/2024 11:00:08 PM
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Aesthetic "The Girl" Rash Guard



dongs  
1/6/2024 11:00:18 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Tigre Shorts



dongs  
1/1/2024 11:00:10 PM
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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts



Highest of fives to everyone who kept the Rolling Deals archive going for almost the whole day yesterday.

The Rolling Deals archive is a tradition. And you don’t fucks with traditions.  
12/30/2023 11:20:25 PM
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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts



dongs  
12/30/2023 11:00:04 PM
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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard



93brand Hooks V6 in blue, all sizes, $75

best deal going in gis  
12/29/2023 11:01:30 PM
5 Comments
Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard



dongs  
12/29/2023 11:00:12 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Galactic" Spats



space dongs  
12/28/2023 11:01:11 PM
0 Comments
Kureiji "Kritters" Grappling Shorts



No Evan youre not the dongs guy  
12/25/2023 2:44:52 PM
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Kureiji "Kritters" Grappling Shorts



god bless us, every dongs  
12/24/2023 11:06:11 PM
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Half Sumo "White Tiger" Dogi



not dongs  
12/22/2023 11:01:11 PM
0 Comments
93brand Pearl Weave Christmas Stocking



dongs  
12/11/2023 11:00:09 PM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



Also before anyone is like “ARMBAR SOAP CYBER MKNDAY SALE REEEEEEEE” this is cheaper with shipping.  
11/27/2023 5:54:36 AM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



morning coffee dongs

where my AM class crew at  
11/27/2023 5:50:08 AM
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93brand Standard Issue L/S Rash Guard 2pack - Black/Smoke Grey



dongs  
11/19/2023 11:00:04 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Vortex" T-Shirt - Black



dongs  
11/18/2023 11:00:08 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Strength and Honor" HPTX Shorts



dongs  
11/14/2023 11:00:13 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard



dongs  
11/13/2023 11:00:06 PM
1 Comment
Wristlock Co. "Victory" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
11/6/2023 11:00:05 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune Hydro Rashguard



dongs  
11/4/2023 11:00:06 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Mecha Wars" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
11/2/2023 11:00:05 PM
0 Comments
93brand Monsters Short Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
10/31/2023 11:00:04 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Polka Panda Spats - Black



polka dongs  
10/30/2023 11:00:11 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic The Alpha Kimono - Black/Gunmetal



dongs  
10/29/2023 11:00:05 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts



dongs  
10/28/2023 11:00:05 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown



dongs  
10/27/2023 11:00:06 PM
0 Comments
93brand Monsters Shorts



dongs  
10/25/2023 11:02:05 PM
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93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie



Also I’ve had this hoodie for years and its a good hoodie. It’s warm and durable.  
10/24/2023 11:02:08 PM
1 Comment
93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie



dongs  
10/24/2023 11:00:40 PM
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Half Sumo "White Tiger" Dogi



NOT.

DONGS.  
10/22/2023 11:00:08 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Dark Tiger" Shorts



dongs  
10/21/2023 11:00:53 PM
0 Comments
The Wristlock Co. "Legacy" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
10/18/2023 11:00:04 PM
0 Comments
Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Tee



dongs  
10/17/2023 11:00:05 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune Cursive LITE Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Coral



dongs  
10/15/2023 11:00:07 PM
1 Comment
Phalanx "Premier" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
10/14/2023 11:00:05 PM
1 Comment
Grips Secret Weapon 2.0 Blue Gi



Soapy dongs  
10/13/2023 11:00:08 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "The Girl" Rash Guard



The era of Hokusai rashguards is over. Now is the age of Lichtenstein rashguards.   
10/10/2023 11:01:02 PM
0 Comments
93brand C-SPEC "Body Butchers" Gi



RIP Sammy. Gone too soon.  
9/20/2023 4:42:17 AM
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Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers



If these are sized like the other Tatami joggers, size up if you’re not sure which size to get. I got Mediums at first and…you can VERY clearly see my hog.  
9/7/2023 11:02:07 PM
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Tatami "Nova Minimo 2.0" BJJ Gi - Black



Happy Labor Day! Strike for a raise, then spend your raise on unicorn rashguards and varsity gis!  
9/3/2023 11:40:13 PM
0 Comments
93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0



It’s been a while since a 93Brand casual wear deal. Today has real 2017 vibes.

These will go right by my casual gi pants.  
8/27/2023 6:44:07 AM
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Ground Game Yokai 3.0 Spats




On this day in 2014, BJJHQ’s deal of the day was this copyright-defying design from, of course, Toro. It’s a miracle they weren’t sued over this shirt, either by the Game of Thrones people or the people who bought the shirts.

This makes me truly grateful for the Heel Hook Heineken and Better Pull Guard shirts of today. Or yesterday, whatever.  
8/11/2023 11:00:39 PM
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Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)





  
6/30/2023 11:19:22 PM
1 Comment
93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" 2.0 Rash Guard - Short Sleeve



I bought this as soon as it came out because I love Cafe Bustelo.

It’s a good rashguard but it’s sized for tall, skinny people. Which is great for me (6’1”, 175lbs) but a Large is pretty snug. I’d guess that it wouldn’t fit well on someone who’s stockier.  
6/26/2023 10:16:02 AM
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93brand Coffee Mugs Set



I bought this same deal back in…2017 I think. I brought one to use at the office because I was a 3 stripe white belt and I needed everyone to know how badass I was.

This was how I found out a guy on another team was a blackbelt 😂  
6/17/2023 11:03:50 PM
1 Comment
Half Sumo "Year of the Tiger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard




This is a fun bug
  
5/30/2023 11:11:40 PM
1 Comment
Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown



‘Approx 31” circumference’ means it’s about 10” across.

MATH  
5/28/2023 11:03:25 PM
2 Comments
Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK




On this day in 2019, BJJHQ’s deal of the day was this t-shirt inspired by everyone’s favorite 8-bit video game console.

Little know fact: if you entered the Konami code in the comments, you got the ACTUAL deal of the day. It was an Armbar Soap bundle that was guaranteed to not have a shampoo bar in it.  
5/27/2023 11:02:14 PM
1 Comment
Tatami Recharge Rash Guard - Leopard



testing 😇  
4/26/2023 8:02:18 AM
1 Comment
Tatami Recharge Rash Guard - Leopard




Being able to look this serious while wearing this rashguard is the mark of a true professional model  
4/25/2023 11:02:45 PM
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Tatami Supply Co Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy




On this day in 2015, Ground Game made the…choice to have this half naked guy model their Bushido spats (pictured left). One year later, to the day, they mercifully photoshopped him out.  
4/21/2023 11:13:40 PM
1 Comment
TORO "BLACK HAWK" SUPER SHORTS



$25 IBJJF legal shorts with no velcro, and inseams and outseams given in the size chart?

No history lesson today. Today is an historic day. Let us all bear witness.  
3/31/2023 11:02:41 PM
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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)




On this day in 2015 and 2017, BJJHQ’s deals of the day were these suspiciously similar rashguards from Fuji and Odin.

Maybe Odin were just big Mortal Kombat fans and wanted their creation to be a lazy blue-to-yellow palette swap like their favorite character Scorpion. TOASTYYYYYY!  
3/24/2023 11:00:19 PM
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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag




On this day in 2021, C-Spec Sammy received this notice from BJJHQ staff, bringing an end to the career of an influential shitposter.

RIP C-Spec Sammy. We stand on your shoulders.  
3/18/2023 11:00:15 PM
1 Comment
Fuji XTR Extreme Shorts Blue




On this day in 2015, BJJHQ’s deal of the day was this rashguard from Ground Game.

More American than getting type 2 diabetes from the chocolate fountain at Golden Corral  
3/17/2023 11:02:22 PM
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Scramble Combination Shorts



I have these in a different color and they’re my favorite nogi shorts. BUT unless Scramble has changed the sizing in the last year or two I’d recommend sizing up.

I have a 31” waist, and my legs are pretty skinny, but the compression layer is still snug in a Medium.  
3/16/2023 10:40:10 AM
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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy




On this day in 2014, BJJHQ’s deal of the day was ALSO a blue Manto X gi!

But it was $115, while today’s is $83. You heard it here first, folks: BJJHQ has solved inflation! Vote BJJHQ for president!  
3/3/2023 11:02:51 PM
1 Comment
Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi




Today’s deal in 2013 was this clean looking set of Tatami ranked rashguards.

But what’s really notable is the product description: “Get your hands on an IBJJF approved rashguard that also looks great.” Short, to the point, and TOTALLY lacking in style. Thank God Patricio came along to show us what product deacriptions could be.  
2/25/2023 11:03:31 PM
1 Comment
Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie



OK fuck it I'll start the thing.

Inverted Gear Panda Short Sleeve Ranked Rashguard   
2/24/2023 11:12:20 PM
1 Comment
Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie




On this day in 2014, BJJHQ’s deal of the day was this shirt from Toro.

So…they’ve just kinda always been like that, I guess.  
2/24/2023 11:03:01 PM
1 Comment
Phalanx "Arc Reactor" Rashguard




On this day in 2014, BJJHQ’s deal of the day was this sweet getup from Keiko Raca. Where are my old heads who remember Keiko Raca?  
2/18/2023 11:07:08 PM
1 Comment
Fuji Lightweight Grey Gi



hey my soap order from january got lost. I emailed CS instead of bitching on the comment wall and they got a new shipment out in a day.

So thumbs up to CS@bjjhq.com and thumbs down to dummies who try to get tech support in the comments instead of doing sugarloaf’s poetry slam.  
2/16/2023 11:06:06 PM
0 Comments
Sapien Spats - Black/Grey/Blue



Alright Islam vs Volk who we got?  
2/11/2023 11:00:59 PM
1 Comment
Progress M6 Mark 5 Gi - Green



This gi says “I was a 92S but I tell everyone I was a sniper.”  
2/7/2023 11:02:54 PM
0 Comments
93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Vintage Blue, Deep Green)



Good to see jiujitzmemes take a break from the rat race of running his burgeoning social media empire to model some reasonably-priced spandex.  
2/6/2023 11:03:55 PM
3 Comments
93brand "Emblem" Panel Hat




This man is clearly longing for a better hat.  
2/4/2023 11:05:43 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached



Also A2L (or A2S or whatever) always sells out before anything else. I think us skinny bitches are overrepresented in BJJ  
2/2/2023 1:23:03 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached



I’d love to buy this but I need to kill a gi before I buy any new ones.

I’m actively trying to kill a 93Brand I got off this site in 20-fucking-16 and it JUST. WON’T. DIE.  
2/2/2023 12:38:57 AM
2 Comments
Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard



I feel like you don’t get to wear this unless you remember the Linus Torvalds/Andy Tanenbaum flame war. Or at least you have to have strong opinions about who won.  
1/27/2023 11:37:06 PM
1 Comment
Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts



Ok so memes aside: is this IBJJF legal?

They allow black shorts but theyre weird about compression short colors I thought.  
1/11/2023 11:04:58 PM
1 Comment
Tatami Obsolete Gi



I liked this better when it was $50  
1/2/2023 11:01:53 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard



kitsune “bloom” shorts  
1/1/2023 11:33:26 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Suparaito Gi Black
(Worldwide Edition)





where’s the nip  
12/29/2022 11:06:10 PM
1 Comment
93brand "Light on the Feet" Flip Flops



dongs  
12/24/2022 11:00:07 PM
0 Comments
Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)



This gi is dope as fuck and y’all should buy it.  
12/20/2022 11:03:54 PM
0 Comments
Scramble "Saku Soccer" Rashguard



I’m just like Sakuraba in that I chain smoke and can’t pass guard.  
12/19/2022 11:02:05 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Torn" Rashguard



ENOUGH. STOP TRYING TO GET US TO BUY THIS.  
12/17/2022 11:02:08 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Art of War" Spats



Interior crocodile alligator  
12/14/2022 11:51:50 PM
1 Comment
Tatami "Master" T-Shirt




  
12/9/2022 11:02:08 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Arc Reactor" Rashguard



“one of your favorite superheroes, who would avenge anyone”

Disney’s legal department is not to be trifled with, guys.  
12/7/2022 11:04:52 PM
1 Comment
Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi



I really should buy a Scramble gi one of these days. They look great.

It’s not gonna be this one though bc the only throw I can actually hit is a halfass sumi gaeshi.  
12/6/2022 11:07:23 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi




Also why is the BJJHQ app always trying to grab shit from the clipboard?

It’s done this for a while. Real shady spyware shit.  
11/30/2022 11:05:34 PM
2 Comments
Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi



Is the brand name “Aesthetic” supposed to be ironic?  
11/30/2022 11:03:08 PM
1 Comment
Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard



I am actively unthankful for this.  
11/23/2022 11:00:48 PM
2 Comments
Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy




When she sees your “Top Influencer” badge on BJJHQ  
11/19/2022 11:06:24 PM
0 Comments
Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy



Come on, you never wear black with navy blue.

Dope gi though.  
11/19/2022 11:02:38 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Messenger Bag



IT’S NOT A PURSE! IT’S A EUROPEAN CARYALL WITH A STRAP!  
11/19/2022 9:28:09 AM
0 Comments
93brand Coffee Mugs Set



My Fuji bag came in a few days ago. It was a gift for my partner and she really likes it!

Also I got this mug 2-pack years ago and tbh it’s a good deal for some generic jiu jitsu coffee mugs. $7.50 shipped per mug isn’t bad.  
11/16/2022 7:30:28 AM
0 Comments
93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard




NO  
11/13/2022 11:00:51 PM
0 Comments
HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie



Goddamnit, if this was a zip up I was gonna make room in the closet. Alas.  
11/5/2022 11:01:46 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Torn" Shorts



great these fuckin things again  
11/2/2022 11:24:35 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Uncover Jogger Navy



Based on other Tatami joggers I’ve bought, I’d go a size up.

I have a 31” waist and I ordered a Medium; the outline of my hog is CLEARLY visible when wearing them. I got a Large and they fit fine.  
11/1/2022 8:54:10 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts



please no more phalanx  
10/28/2022 11:00:36 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard



I dont have any jokes. My Scramble rashguard is probably my favorite in terms of fit & comfort and this is a neat design.  
10/27/2022 11:03:48 PM
1 Comment
Tatami ANIP Hoodie



A Phalanx rash guard followed by some Tatami casual wear on bjjhq dot com

Time is a flat circle.  
10/25/2022 11:07:52 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White



can’t wait for all the judo weebs to argue over whether that throw is a kobayashi-maru nage or a benihana goshi  
10/20/2022 11:02:35 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey




The face you make when someone offers you this gi  
10/19/2022 11:04:49 PM
0 Comments
Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi



This is just a well made gi at a great price. Nothing to joke about here. Go home dongs & dongs pretenders.  
10/4/2022 11:03:00 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black



This shirt’s pretty great if you pretend the one lemon is farting.  
10/3/2022 11:09:23 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts



These shorts will make my dick look square  
10/2/2022 11:00:50 PM
0 Comments
Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi



YES  
9/24/2022 11:18:20 PM
0 Comments
Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi



YES  
9/24/2022 11:15:27 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black



Finally a rashguard for ME  
9/24/2022 11:12:59 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Shatter" II HPTX Shorts



A guy at my gym actually paid full price for Phalanx gear and I was like “bruh WHY it’s 20% off every 4 days on bjjhq.”

And also more often than that on Rollmore.com!  
9/15/2022 11:01:43 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi



Y’all keep saying their logo upside down is “jiu jitsu” but I just dont see it  
9/12/2022 11:01:48 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Takedown Tiger" Shorts



RAWR  
9/10/2022 11:00:28 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Black Ops II" RIZR Shorts



dongs  
8/30/2022 4:38:42 AM
0 Comments
Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard



dongs  
8/28/2022 11:00:08 PM
0 Comments
Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy



dongs  
8/27/2022 11:00:09 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Original Grey Camo Hat



dongs  
8/26/2022 11:00:12 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Canvas Panda BJJ Gi - Black



dongs  
8/25/2022 11:00:11 PM
0 Comments
HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard



!dongs  
8/24/2022 11:01:37 PM
0 Comments
HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard



!dongs  
8/24/2022 11:01:15 PM
0 Comments
HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard



!dongs  
8/24/2022 11:00:47 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts



dongs  
8/23/2022 11:00:19 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black



dongs  
8/22/2022 11:02:08 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono



dongs  
8/22/2022 7:20:26 AM
0 Comments
Toro "Kraken" Shorts



dongs  
8/20/2022 11:04:35 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi



dongs  
8/19/2022 11:04:08 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Distorsion" Rashguard



dongs  
8/18/2022 11:00:23 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Blue



dongs  
8/17/2022 11:00:19 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard



dongs  
8/16/2022 11:00:20 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black



dongs  
8/15/2022 11:00:15 PM
0 Comments
HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Shorts



dongs  
8/14/2022 11:00:07 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard



dongs  
8/13/2022 11:10:17 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack



dongs  
8/12/2022 11:01:42 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Metric" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black/Red



dongs  
8/11/2022 11:01:06 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "The Black" BJJ Gi



dongs  
8/10/2022 11:00:20 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Torn" Shorts



dongs  
8/9/2022 11:14:54 PM
0 Comments
Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy



dongs  
8/8/2022 11:09:55 PM
0 Comments
Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard



dongs  
8/7/2022 11:55:50 PM
0 Comments
HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats



help  
8/7/2022 12:20:30 AM
0 Comments
Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo



dongs  
8/4/2022 11:00:24 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Black Ops II" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
8/3/2022 11:00:20 PM
0 Comments
Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)



dongs  
8/2/2022 11:00:14 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Shorts



dongs  
8/1/2022 11:00:15 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
7/31/2022 11:00:09 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy



dongs  
7/30/2022 11:00:08 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts



dongs  
7/29/2022 11:00:27 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard



dongs  
7/28/2022 11:00:21 PM
0 Comments
Manto Elipses Shorts - Black



dongs  
7/27/2022 11:00:18 PM
0 Comments
Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White



not dongs  
7/26/2022 11:00:23 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Peace and Violence Spats



dongs  
7/25/2022 11:00:14 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts



dongs  
7/24/2022 11:00:14 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
7/23/2022 11:00:08 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Standard Charcoal T-Shirt



dongs  
7/22/2022 11:00:18 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow



dongs  
7/22/2022 11:00:07 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow



dongs  
7/21/2022 11:02:28 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Torn" Rashguard



dongs  
7/21/2022 11:00:34 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Torn" Rashguard



dongs  
7/20/2022 11:00:06 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Kneeon Shorts



dongs  
7/19/2022 11:00:07 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats



dongs  
7/18/2022 11:00:05 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
7/17/2022 11:00:05 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Classic BJJ Gi - White



dongs  
7/16/2022 11:00:05 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Heartbreak Tee



dongs  
7/15/2022 11:00:19 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Miami" Grappling Spats



dongs  
7/15/2022 11:00:04 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Miami" Grappling Spats



dongs  
7/14/2022 11:00:06 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Takedown Tiger Rash Guard



dongs  
7/13/2022 11:00:06 PM
0 Comments
93brand Standard Issue 2.0 Gi - White



dongs  
7/12/2022 11:00:09 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Shatter" HPTX Shorts



dongs  
7/11/2022 11:00:06 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White



dongs  
7/10/2022 11:00:07 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
7/9/2022 11:03:08 PM
0 Comments
Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue



dongs  
7/8/2022 11:00:08 PM
0 Comments
Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Military Green



dongs  
7/7/2022 11:00:05 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee



dongs  
7/6/2022 11:00:07 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow



dongs  
7/5/2022 11:00:08 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono



dongs  
7/4/2022 11:00:05 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
7/4/2022 4:32:59 AM
0 Comments
93brand Tea Tree Oil Shampoo 2-PACK



dongs  
7/2/2022 11:06:50 PM
0 Comments
Fuji "XTR Extreme" Short Sleeve Rash Guard - Black



dongs  
7/2/2022 7:26:51 AM
0 Comments
Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts



dongs  
6/30/2022 11:00:05 PM
0 Comments
Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White



dongs  
6/29/2022 11:00:05 PM
1 Comment
93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition



dongs  
6/28/2022 11:00:08 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts



dongs  
6/27/2022 11:00:08 PM
0 Comments
93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
6/26/2022 11:00:06 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Jungle" Fight Shorts



dongs  
6/25/2022 11:00:12 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey



dongs  
6/24/2022 11:00:05 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard



dongs  
6/23/2022 11:00:04 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Suparaito BJJ Gi Dark Arts Edition Black



dongs  
6/22/2022 11:00:06 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts



dongs  
6/21/2022 11:00:06 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard



dongs  
6/21/2022 6:34:21 AM
0 Comments
Aesthetic "Kikko" BJJ Gi - White (Black Lapel)



dongs  
6/19/2022 11:00:05 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune BOX T-Shirt - "Red Skies"



dongs  
6/18/2022 11:01:23 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Diablo" Shorts



dongs  
6/17/2022 11:00:05 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Cinza" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
6/17/2022 9:46:54 AM
0 Comments
Tatami "Control" BJJ Gi - White



dongs  
6/15/2022 11:00:05 PM
0 Comments
FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green



dongs  
6/14/2022 11:00:06 PM
0 Comments
HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie



dongs  
6/13/2022 11:00:05 PM
0 Comments
Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



dongs  
6/12/2022 11:02:29 PM
0 Comments
Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



dongs  
6/12/2022 11:00:07 PM
0 Comments
93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White



dongs  
6/11/2022 11:01:26 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard



dongs  
6/10/2022 11:47:12 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Repeat T-Shirt - White



dongs  
6/9/2022 11:00:04 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Insignia" Spats



dongs  
6/9/2022 4:12:47 AM
0 Comments
Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi



dongs  
6/7/2022 11:00:06 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
6/6/2022 11:00:14 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Dawn" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue



dongs  
6/6/2022 11:00:06 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Dawn" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue



dongs  
6/5/2022 11:00:06 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Base Shorts - Tiger Camo



dongs  
6/4/2022 11:05:36 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Uncover" BJJ Gi - Black



dongs  
6/3/2022 11:02:44 PM
0 Comments
2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (2022 Pocket Edition)



dongs  
6/2/2022 11:00:05 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Jungle" Rashguard



dongs  
6/1/2022 11:11:48 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Giallo" RIZR Shorts



dongs  
5/31/2022 11:00:07 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
5/31/2022 4:40:25 AM
0 Comments
93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
5/31/2022 12:38:42 AM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Spats



dongs  
5/29/2022 11:00:06 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Equilibrium Long Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
5/28/2022 11:00:12 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Hooks V5" BJJ Gi - Blacked Out Edition



dongs  
5/27/2022 11:00:46 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Future" Rashguard - Black



dongs  
5/26/2022 11:00:06 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Black



dongs  
5/25/2022 11:00:05 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Dragon" BJJ Gi - Dark Grey



dongs  
5/25/2022 12:09:03 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Beast Mode" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
5/24/2022 7:38:31 AM
0 Comments
Fuji Home Roll Out Mats



dongs  
5/22/2022 11:49:41 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Butterfly" BJJ Gi - Navy



dongs  
5/21/2022 11:00:10 PM
0 Comments
Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard



dooooooooongs  
5/20/2022 11:34:57 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black



dongs  
5/19/2022 11:03:16 PM
0 Comments
93brand GOTHAM Spats



dongs  
5/19/2022 6:13:00 AM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack



dongs  
5/17/2022 11:00:08 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Lightning Camo" HPLT Shorts



dongs  
5/16/2022 11:01:17 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard



dongs  
5/15/2022 11:00:10 PM
0 Comments
Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi



dongs  
5/14/2022 11:29:47 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Dragon Slayer Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard



dongs
  
5/13/2022 11:55:41 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Panda 400 BJJ Gi - White



dongs  
5/13/2022 2:51:25 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
5/11/2022 11:00:06 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Red Skies" BJJ Gi - Royal Blue



dongs  
5/10/2022 11:01:05 PM
0 Comments
93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts



dongs  
5/9/2022 11:33:57 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic Neon Short Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
5/7/2022 11:03:37 PM
0 Comments
Fuji "Dark Arts" Lightweight Shorts



dongs  
5/6/2022 11:00:50 PM
0 Comments
93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi



dongs  
5/5/2022 11:00:17 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Giallo" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
5/4/2022 11:00:11 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo



dongs  
5/3/2022 11:04:25 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Nova Minimo 2.0" BJJ Gi - Black



dongs  
5/2/2022 11:00:17 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Gorilla Reaper" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
5/1/2022 11:01:42 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow



dongs  
4/30/2022 11:01:09 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts



dongs  
4/28/2022 11:00:41 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard



dongs  
4/27/2022 11:00:08 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda



dongs  
4/27/2022 11:00:00 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda



dongs  
4/26/2022 11:00:12 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard



dongs  
4/25/2022 11:01:58 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune Bloom BJJ Gi - Black



dongs  
4/24/2022 11:14:23 PM
0 Comments
93brand Citizen 7.0 Shorts



dongs  
4/23/2022 11:25:39 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Bushido BJJ Gi - White



dongs  
4/22/2022 11:29:18 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats



dongs  
4/22/2022 1:42:14 AM
0 Comments
Scramble Tigre Rash Guard



dongs  
4/20/2022 11:00:13 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts



dongs  
4/19/2022 11:03:03 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Serpent Eco Tech Recycled Rash Guard



dongs  
4/19/2022 5:57:42 AM
0 Comments
Fuji #7000 All Around Jiu Jitsu Gi



dongs  
4/18/2022 4:35:06 AM
0 Comments
Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black



dongs  
4/16/2022 3:08:46 AM
0 Comments
"Marble" Shorts by Progress Jiu Jitsu



dongs  
4/14/2022 11:01:26 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition



dongs  
4/14/2022 4:32:07 AM
0 Comments
93brand IV Drip 2.0 Rash Guard



dongs  
4/12/2022 11:00:10 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi



dongs  
4/11/2022 11:00:17 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Composite" RIZR Shorts



dongs  
4/11/2022 1:24:48 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Fighting Spirit Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black/Green



dongs  
4/9/2022 11:04:41 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono



dongs  
4/8/2022 11:00:19 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Combat Club Long Sleeve Rash Guard



copying Half Sumo’s aesthetic is dongs  
4/7/2022 11:56:06 PM
0 Comments
93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition



dongs  
4/6/2022 11:00:14 PM
1 Comment
Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts



dongs  
4/6/2022 11:00:06 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts



dongs  
4/5/2022 11:00:16 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Insignia" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
4/5/2022 11:00:06 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Insignia" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
4/5/2022 5:35:04 AM
0 Comments
Tatami "Jiu Jitsu Sunset" T-Shirt



dongs  
4/4/2022 4:59:06 AM
0 Comments
Half Sumo "Kaiju" Spats



dongs  
4/2/2022 11:00:51 PM
0 Comments
93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
4/1/2022 11:00:24 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Black



dongs  
4/1/2022 11:00:04 PM
0 Comments
Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Black



dongs  
4/1/2022 10:20:12 AM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear Bamboo Panda - All Black



dongs  
3/31/2022 5:46:10 AM
0 Comments
93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK



dongs  
3/29/2022 11:00:17 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard



dongs  
3/29/2022 11:00:06 PM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard



dongs  
3/28/2022 11:00:17 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Takedown Tiger" Shorts



dongs  
3/27/2022 11:00:04 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu Galaxy Rash Guard



dongs  
3/26/2022 11:00:06 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear RollTop Backpack



dongs  
3/25/2022 11:00:25 PM
0 Comments
Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White



dongs  
3/24/2022 11:00:27 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Kanagawa" Short Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
3/24/2022 3:51:03 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - Gunmetal



dongs  
3/22/2022 11:00:16 PM
0 Comments
2-PACK of 93brand "Standard Issue" Rashguards



dongs  
3/21/2022 11:01:17 PM
0 Comments
FUJI Fighting Spirit Shorts - Black/Green



dongs  
3/20/2022 11:00:10 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached



dongs  
3/20/2022 11:00:01 PM
0 Comments
Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached



dongs  
3/19/2022 11:00:51 PM
0 Comments
Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard



dongs  
3/18/2022 11:00:25 PM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Sharp" Spats



dongs  
3/17/2022 11:00:26 PM
0 Comments
Tatami "Serpent" Shorts



dongs  
3/17/2022 5:52:24 AM
1 Comment
Inverted Gear Light Grey Long Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
3/16/2022 9:22:05 AM
0 Comments
Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue



dongs  
3/14/2022 11:00:14 PM
0 Comments
93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
3/14/2022 4:41:45 AM
0 Comments
PROGRESS "Sportif" Black/Green Shorts



dongs  
3/13/2022 9:09:55 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Estilo 6.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Orange



dongs  
3/11/2022 11:00:24 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Snake and Dove Tee



dongs  
3/11/2022 3:27:46 AM
0 Comments
Aesthetic Floral Dragon Short Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
3/10/2022 5:09:01 AM
0 Comments
Fuji Ultimate Grappling Shorts - Military Green



dongs  
3/9/2022 4:36:50 AM
0 Comments
Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Spats



dongs  
3/8/2022 1:56:10 AM
0 Comments
Tatami Equilibrium Long Sleeve Rash Guard



dongs  
3/7/2022 5:50:33 AM
0 Comments
Phalanx "Interrupter" RIZR Shorts



dongs  
3/6/2022 12:23:11 AM
0 Comments
Kitsune IBJJF Ranked Rashguards



yeah boyeeee  
2/18/2022 11:00:42 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Blue/Burgundy



Fuji > Tatami. This dude didnt T-pose once.  
2/12/2022 11:43:03 PM
0 Comments
Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Black



I got these in black/camo and they’re really good.

I have the Hyperfly combo shorts too and I think the Scrambles are better.  
2/3/2022 11:06:03 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic 'Floral Dragon' Long-Sleeve Rash Guard



Yeah that's right. You know what I wanna look like while I'm rolling? My grandma's couch.  
2/2/2022 11:09:32 PM
0 Comments
Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Hoodie - Maroon Heather



Kitsune be like “what if we took an awesome design, but made it way too small? ART!!”  
1/26/2022 11:01:55 PM
0 Comments
Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard - Black



ayyyyy issa comrade T-pose back again!  
1/14/2022 11:05:35 PM
0 Comments
Progress Jiu Jitsu Tie Dye Rash Guard



https://youtu.be/vbgJzdtiOmQ  
1/8/2022 11:02:39 PM
0 Comments
Tatami Dragon Slayer Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard



HELL YEAH!!!!  
12/29/2021 11:01:23 PM
0 Comments
Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts



VELCROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO  
12/25/2021 11:00:40 PM
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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard



God bless us, every one.  
12/24/2021 11:01:36 PM
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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi



Goddamn, this fucks.  
12/10/2021 11:00:32 PM
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93brand Standard Issue Black Gi



If you have other 93brand gis, be aware that the SI line are sized differently.

I like mine though. It IS weird that the Standard Issue gis are the same price as the Hooks gis, despite the Hooks gis being higher quality.  
12/1/2021 9:44:32 AM
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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)



This shampoo makes my head feel minty.

I call it a buy.  
11/26/2021 11:00:59 PM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo



Told myself I wouldn’t cop this but I had a few cocktails so here we are.  
11/19/2021 11:03:58 PM
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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Rash Guard



I have this in the regular colorway from HalfSumo and it’s dope af.

You should buy it. If you haven’t bought it already, you’re fucking up.  
11/16/2021 5:55:06 AM
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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi



Just remember, Lahey: what comes around is All Around!  
11/13/2021 11:06:14 PM
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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey



YES

THESE SHOES F U C K  
10/22/2021 11:00:26 PM
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93brand "Local Body Butchers" Rashguard



This rashguard rules.

Haters get out  
10/16/2021 11:01:23 PM
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Fuji "Call of Fuji" Rashguard



I would have gone with a “Call of Cthulhu” reference instead of “Call of Duty” but the design & colors are on point.  
10/8/2021 11:34:22 AM
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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK



I got a couple of the first run of 93Brand dri fit. They’re pretty great honestly.  
10/6/2021 11:06:48 PM
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93brand "Topography" Spats



This design rules.

Not everything has to be samurai and the wave off kanagawa.  
9/25/2021 11:07:52 PM
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93brand Cafe Jiu Jitsu Long Sleeve Rashguard



I love Café Bustelo and I love this rashguard.

I have too many already though :-(  
9/24/2021 9:43:03 AM
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Half Sumo Red Yurei 2021 Edition Spats



Half Sumo rules and I’d buy this if I wore spats.  
9/20/2021 11:00:51 PM
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93brand "Blast Double Club" Rashguard



"what's a blast double?" -- the BJJ community, probably  
9/19/2021 12:52:48 AM
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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Grey



Why do grappling shorts have a velcro fly?

They just get torn up in the wash and stop working. They serve no purpose.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.  
9/13/2021 11:01:25 PM
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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Spats 2-PACK



Those A0 Sailor Jerry gis are gonna sit in y’all’s warehouse until 2050 LOL  
9/11/2021 7:12:46 PM
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93brand Standard Issue Grappling Spats 2-PACK



Rolling deals let's goooooooooo.  
9/10/2021 11:01:07 PM
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Inverted Gear Limeade Rashguard



The “lemons into lemonade” joke worked better than limeade  
9/2/2021 9:56:19 AM
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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Stonewash Tee



This is a good shirt.

Not like kitsune where they put a good design by itself, too small, on the front of a shirt and leave the back blank.  
8/29/2021 1:13:56 AM
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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Black



FUUUUUUUCKIN SHIIIIIIIIT stop making shorts with velcro closures.

  
8/23/2021 11:37:04 PM
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Half Sumo Red Yurei 2021 Edition Shorts



tbh i was bummed to miss this but then I saw the velcro closure.

stahp with velcro closures on grappling shorts!  
6/28/2021 9:19:30 AM
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Komainu Checkerboard Ranked Rashguard



The last picture: suddenly a wild finger tape appears  
6/25/2021 11:14:33 PM
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93brand V3 Athletic Tape (Updated and Improved Edition)



I love 93Brand’s stuff, but I’ve tried a few different boutique BJJ finger tapes and they’re all worse than regular ol’ Johnson & Johnson Coach Tape.  
6/25/2021 10:58:12 AM
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Half Sumo "Red Yurei" 2021 edition Rashguard



This rashguard rules and I’m so mad that I promised my wife I’d stop buying jits shit.  
6/15/2021 9:16:22 AM
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Inverted Gear Cross Training Rashguard



I’d rock this but my standup grappling is dogshit. And my legs are too skinny to pull off Sambo shorts.  
5/28/2021 11:03:21 PM
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93brand "Cauli Floral" Rashguard



I think this design is dope. It's cool to see something different.

Not copping because I already have too many rash guards LOL.  
5/21/2021 6:52:47 AM
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93 Brand X Meerkatsu Mandrill Spats



Meerkatsu designs are always so cool  
5/15/2021 11:01:46 PM
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93brand S6 BJJ Gi - Black



wish i had bought this instead of a standard issue  
5/11/2021 4:38:00 PM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



Memes aside, BJJHQ does these sales just often enough for me to restock when I’ve run through the last drop. For that, I thank you.  
5/2/2021 11:02:38 PM
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Toro "Coffee, Jiu Jitsu, Tacos" T-Shirt



Nice execution.

You’re doing terrific.  
2/17/2021 11:02:04 PM
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Phalanx Long Sleeve Rashguard - Stripes



phalanx.

bless their hearts, they’re out there trying.  
2/9/2021 11:01:45 PM
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Tatami MK4 Nova Jiu Jitsu Gi - Blue



RIP MY WALLET HOPE MY WIFE DOESNT FIND OUT WILL THERE BE ANY SOAP WILL THERE BE ANY MATS  
1/29/2021 11:02:01 PM
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Inverted Gear Canvas Undercover Panda Gi - Navy



Rad looking gi but whats the point of making the jacket out of canvas  
12/23/2020 11:02:26 PM
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Tatami Technical Training T-Shirt - Grey



> be some doofus
> write a bunch of dumb greentext
TRUANT YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN  
11/19/2020 11:01:38 PM
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93brand x Gawakoto 'Tales From The Grips' Spats



I love this design. I wish I could track down a Tales From The Grips rashie somehow  
10/26/2020 8:22:54 AM
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93brand GOD shorts "Topo" Edition



Look I know “Topo” is short for “topographical” but I really want Topo Chico themed shorts now  
9/18/2020 11:02:05 PM
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Kitsune "Cursive" BJJ Gi



look i know we’re all tapped out from rolling deals but this is a solid gi and you should buy it  
8/1/2020 11:01:10 PM
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Scramble Makoto Rebel BJJ Gi



I dont like this but I see why others might.  
7/23/2020 11:01:31 PM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



Is the armbar soap IBJJF legal?  
7/14/2020 11:01:27 PM
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Tatami Autograph Joggers - Burgundy



cheeki breeki  
7/11/2020 11:02:02 PM
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Manto "Pressure" T-Shirt



P R E S S U R E  
7/10/2020 11:44:29 PM
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Platinum "Koi" BJJ Gi - White




LOL  
6/27/2020 11:05:17 PM
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Scramble "Lumberjacked" Vale Tudo Shorts



Im a lumberjack and Im OK
I sleep all night and I roll all day
I pull guard, no takedowns
I always skip warmups
and when I take your back I’ll
grind your spine with my cup  
6/13/2020 11:05:22 PM
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29Niku "Yes Gi" T-Shirt



They made the letters out of Craig Jones’ shorts! Neato!  
6/9/2020 11:02:11 PM
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Hypnotik Tie Dye Fight Shorts - Sky Blue



bad  
6/6/2020 11:01:43 PM
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Scramble Lumberjacked Rashguard



I’M A LUMBERJACK AND I’M OK
I SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND I ROLL ALL DAY
I HEELHOOK NEWBS, I DON’T TRIM NAILS
I REFUSE TO TAKE A BATH
I TALK WHILE PROFESSOR’S TEACHING
AND WEAR SHOES ON THE MATS
  
6/5/2020 9:30:52 AM
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Toro BJJ "Jiu Jitsu Is Not A Crime" T-Shirt



Man, whenever a thing happens in the world, Toro can be counted on to make a design based on it.

It might be a lazy cash grab, but they’ll sure do it  
5/29/2020 11:02:16 PM
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Tatami "Mat Rat" Rashguard



Digging this trend of TMNT-themed gear!  
5/27/2020 11:06:54 PM
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Newaza Turtle Guard Ranked Rashguard



anyone remember the first ninja turtles game for the NES? that game was hard as fuck. I never beat that level where you had to swim around and disarm the bombs. Ever. It was just me, filled with rage because of puberty, and that fucking game. Fuck.  
5/21/2020 11:19:50 PM
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Fuji Ice Grappling Shorts



these shorts look like a vision I had when robotripping in the 8th grade  
5/20/2020 11:02:03 PM
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93brand "No Flash" Jiu Jitsu Tee



Many thanks for bringing back the Meathead Jiu Jitsu rashie! I was bummed that I missed it the first time.  
4/18/2020 2:52:57 PM
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93brand "Art of War" Shorts



This would be buy-on-sight without the giant Musashi face. That’s not my style.  
4/16/2020 10:18:29 AM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Spectre" - Lightweight BJJ Gi



Hey my roll-up mat just got delivered despite everything thats going on. I just wanted to publicly give the BJJHQ warehouse crew a high-five for getting it done in these trying times.  
3/31/2020 1:14:28 PM
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Meerkatsu "Fire Tiger" BJJ Gi - Black



Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the BJJHQs of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy frightful ugly gi?   
3/21/2020 11:40:16 AM
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Dollamur 5'x10' Flexi-Roll Home BJJ Mat



Wow! Had to mash the "BUY NOW!" button quite a bit to get it to finally go through. And I couldn't order while logged in, for some reason.

All the cabin-fevered people must really be itching for some home training mats.  
3/19/2020 11:09:22 PM
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Hyperfly Hyperlyte SGT Jiu Jitsu Gi - Grey



hey will there be ibjjf-legal armbar soap  
3/13/2020 11:00:10 PM
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93brand "San Junipero" Spats



bought with the quickness. I love both 93brand and synthwave  
2/24/2020 10:38:05 AM
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Tatami Base Collection Tri Panel Sweatshirt



a e s t h e t i c  
2/17/2020 10:00:56 AM
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HoldFast Sailor Jerry 2.0 Gi



This gi will go great with my ankle monotor  
2/16/2020 10:44:14 AM
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Nine Lives Jiu Jitsu "LLDW" Rashguard



anyone else imagine Danaher singing “Under The Sea”  
1/24/2020 11:04:22 PM
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Scramble TOKYO Jiu Jitsu Gi



God bless us, every one.

F’real tho this gi is dope  
12/24/2019 11:04:27 PM
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Phalanx Chaos Long Sleeve Rashguard



Green Lantern YEET  
12/11/2019 11:13:24 PM
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93brand "Wild Tiger" Gi



RAWR  
12/10/2019 11:02:40 PM
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Raven "Wild West - The Lawman" Spats



the backside of these spats look like you farted a ghost  
12/7/2019 11:04:30 PM
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Meerkatsu "Fire Tiger" BJJ Gi - Black



I'm worried that if I wear this gi, Danny Larusso will kick me in the head.  
12/5/2019 11:07:18 PM
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93brand "Splatter V2" Navy Blue Shorts



Truly, that is America's Ass.  
12/4/2019 11:07:15 PM
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Kitsune Barrage Gear Bag



So how are the Kitsune and 93Brand brands different? I understand that theyre the same company but is one the premium brand?   
11/30/2019 11:05:21 PM
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Half Sumo "Mata Leao" Rashguard



more like FULL SUMO after thanksgiving

AM I RIGHT FELLAS  
11/29/2019 11:02:05 PM
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Phalanx Jet RIZR Shorts



Hello BJJHQ and all my Internet family,

I am thankful for these combat hotpants.

All the best,

Me.  
11/27/2019 11:03:20 PM
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Scramble "Osaka" BJJ Gi



I mean....

This is OK.

But it's not cat spats.  
11/26/2019 11:04:26 PM
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93brand Grappling Underwear 2-PACK



This is the best general-purpose underwear I’ve ever used. Say goodbye to swamp nuts!  
11/16/2019 11:02:07 PM
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Ground Game "Mexican Skull" Rashguard



I do not care for this  
11/7/2019 11:02:32 PM
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Kitsune "Cursive" BJJ Gi



Does 93Brand know that dude is also working for Kitsune?  
11/4/2019 11:06:12 PM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



So what’s the new meme product?

I vote 93Brand Standard Issue white gi.  
11/3/2019 11:06:42 PM
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93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi - Navy



OK I dont have anything shitty to say about this one.

Enjoy your quality, reasonably-priced gi.  
10/30/2019 11:10:10 PM
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HoldFast Sailor Jerry 2.0 Gi



this is the three-stripe-white-belt-est thing  
10/28/2019 11:03:51 PM
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93brand x Half Sumo "STRIKE" Unbleached BJJ Gi



Old pictures. That model got promoted to black a little while ago.

Don't worry 93Brand model man! You thought we didn't notice but we did! Congrats!  
10/23/2019 11:15:19 PM
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93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie



Ordered. Excited to have a pocket for finger tape and cbd oil  
10/14/2019 11:46:15 AM
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93brand "Emblem" Panel Hat



dude in picture #2: “I should buy a boat.”  
9/1/2019 9:25:41 AM
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Kitsune Barrage Gear Bag



boooooooo

i miss complaining about the scribble shirt  
8/28/2019 11:17:55 PM
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Toro "Hogwarts BJJ Team" T-Shirt



doesnt even have scribbles  
8/17/2019 1:38:00 AM
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Kitsune Corduroy Hat



hey at least its not that “gunfighter” rashie or scribble shirt  
8/10/2019 11:08:20 PM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK



FINALLY SOME PAYCHECK! NO WIFE UNTIL FRIDAY, SO MY ARMBAR SOAP WILL KILL ME, BUT MASHED THAT ORDER BUTTON!

PS WHERE IS MY ORDER FROM LAST WEEK I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SEND A EMAIL  
8/4/2019 11:04:06 PM
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93brand Vintage 2.0 Men's Grappling Rashguard



oh im sorry almost forgot ARMBAR SOAP???????? WILL THERE BE ARMBAR SOAP?????? I DESPERATELY NEED ARMBAR SOAP BUT NOT ENOUGH TO ORDER IT FULL PRICE SO EVERY TIME THERES A ROLLING DEALS IM LIKE “ARMBAR SOAP?????????”  
8/2/2019 11:02:36 PM
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93brand Vintage 2.0 Men's Grappling Rashguard



welp rolling deals sure is better than that fucking scribble shirt  
8/2/2019 11:00:51 PM
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Raven "Wild West - The Preacher" Rashguard



hey can we talk about how bad this design is  
7/24/2019 11:04:42 PM
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Guard-Zilla Tee - Black



Ah yes, boys and girls! Gather 'round for the traditional "Post-Rolling-Deals Selling Of The Shit No One Wants!"  
6/2/2019 2:15:15 PM
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Hyperfly "Supreme" Ranked Rashguard II



These rashies really make my man tits pop!

Thanks, Hyperfly!  
3/26/2019 11:03:02 PM
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93brand x Gawakoto 'Tales From The Grips' Spats



another vote for bringing the rashguard back  
10/4/2018 11:25:20 AM
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93brand "Jiu Jitsu State" Polo



hello,

please stop coming up with cool stuff to sell. my wallet hurts.

thanks,
me  
8/28/2018 11:18:21 AM
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93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi



Me: “I told myself no more gis until I get promoted”

Also me: “LOL SMACK THAT ORDER BUTTON FAM!”  
8/8/2018 11:43:31 PM
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Tatami "Gorilla Smash" Rashguard



look no one other than 93Brand makes a cool rashguard.

GIVE ME A SALE ON THE TALES FROM THE GRIPS RASHGUARD because I may suck at jiujitsu but I AM GREAT AT HORROR MOVIES  
4/4/2018 11:54:36 PM
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Grips Athletics "Secret Weapon 2.0" Jiu Jitsu Gi



Rolling deals? On WEDNESDAY??? Well cum in my bum!  
2/28/2018 11:19:28 PM
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Raven CTHULHU Gi



h'nglui mglw'nafh Helio Rio wgah'nagl fhtagn  
11/16/2017 11:14:58 PM
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Raven CTHULHU Gi



that is not dead which can eternal butt scoot  
11/16/2017 11:06:37 PM
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93brand Coffee Mugs Set



Praise Jibbers!

With my 93brand pants, 93brand shirt, 93brand underwear, and 93brand sandals, I thought that I couldn’t possibly wear any more 93brand than I currently do.

But now I can hold a 93brand coffee mug in my hand every morning. There’s even one for home and one for the office. I can finally achieve next level 93brandception.  
11/4/2017 11:04:46 PM
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Ground Game "Black Turtle" Fight Shorts



I promised myself I was done buying jj stuff. The "Tales From The Grips" rash guard was sold out in my size. THAAAAAANK GOOOOOOD  
9/9/2017 2:43:42 PM
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Fuji Digital Camo Gi

better than, idk, black?
8/6/2017 2:14:33 PM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

well is Ontario under 2 feet of water?
8/29/2017 10:47:22 AM
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Platinum Comp Light Gi - Black

where the hell do you store 23 gis?
9/5/2017 8:39:32 PM
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Platinum Comp Light Gi - Black

22 my bad
9/5/2017 8:40:05 PM
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Tatami Traveler Jiu Jitsu Gi

those places don’t have a whole lot of sizes in stock
9/27/2017 4:26:51 PM
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Tatami Traveler Jiu Jitsu Gi

not saying this is a super deal, but this is the cheapest I can find an A2L right now
9/27/2017 4:27:26 PM
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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

on a more serious note, I’ve recently bought a couple things off BJJHQ and shipping is MUCH faster than it has been in the past. props to the warehouse gremlins.
11/4/2017 11:09:11 PM
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Uchi Mata "F=ma" T-Shirt

bruh that’s kinetic energy
8/18/2018 5:37:44 PM
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Uchi Mata "F=ma" T-Shirt

...except i forgot the coefficient of 1/2

this thread is so dumb it made me forget physics.
8/18/2018 5:40:17 PM
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93brand S4 Gi

it costs $0 to not be like this
9/7/2018 7:46:54 AM
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93brand Vintage 2.0 Men's Grappling Rashguard

the REAL 7/8 sleeve was the friends we made along the way
9/10/2018 11:32:34 PM
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93brand "Kanji" Sling Bag

frig off, lahey!
7/31/2019 5:54:59 PM
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93brand Vintage 2.0 Men's Grappling Rashguard

do they not make sarcasm in your country or...?
8/3/2019 4:13:47 PM
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93brand Vintage 2.0 Men's Grappling Rashguard

it was 11 edt, hth
8/3/2019 7:43:44 AM
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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

did my best fam
8/4/2019 11:05:13 PM
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93brand "Emblem" Panel Hat

They always seem to post shitty products when the shipping team needs a break, e.g. *after* rolling deals.

It’s Labor Day weekend, and the shipping goons have been crushing it for the past year or so. I’m glad to see them get a break.
9/1/2019 9:27:58 AM
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Hyperfly Hyperlyte SGT Jiu Jitsu Gi - Grey

But for real: Armbar Soap has a web store where you can buy all the Armbar Soap you want, whenever you want.

If you’ve been waiting that long then idk why you don’t just pay full price.
9/7/2019 3:18:53 PM
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Inverted Gear Light Pearl BJJ Gi - Black

go to armbarsoap.com and buy some
10/27/2019 2:39:05 PM
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93brand Standard Issue BJJ Gi - Navy

almost forgot

ArMBaR SoAp
10/30/2019 11:11:43 PM
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Kitsune "Cursive" BJJ Gi

Welp, good to finally know who that model is.

I remember noticing that he got promoted to black when a new gi came out lol.
11/5/2019 8:16:50 AM
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Kitsune "Cursive" BJJ Gi

ayyyy sup fam
11/5/2019 5:26:44 PM
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Kitsune Barrage Gear Bag

Or maybe it’s a Pontiac/Buick situation where they’re at comparable levels of quality but just marketed to different crowds?
12/1/2019 9:43:29 AM
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Kitsune Barrage Gear Bag

Then buy some soap
12/1/2019 9:46:15 AM
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93brand "Splatter V2" Navy Blue Shorts

yes
12/4/2019 11:53:13 PM
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Raven "Wild West - The Lawman" Spats

or a rorschach test
12/7/2019 11:04:44 PM
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Venum "Power 2.0" BJJ Gi - Blue

bruh

use the customer service email
12/21/2019 11:53:16 AM
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Nine Lives "Chapter 8 - Figure 8" BJJ Gi - Black

No, it’s the black version
1/17/2020 11:14:12 PM
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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Black

I’ve had that happen with a couple gis. One was a Kitsune (from bjjhq) and another was a CTRL (ordered direct from them).

Might be some treatment used in the manufacturing process? IDK.
2/18/2020 6:29:47 PM
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Nine Lives Chapter 6 - "Six Shooter" BJJ Gi - Navy

Ummmm ACKSHOOALLY revolvers arent pistols
3/10/2020 9:00:39 AM
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93brand JITS DO IT Rashguard

People have such bad class withdrawal that they’re sharing legitimate technique tips in the comments instead of shitposting.

It’s...kind of beautiful.
3/19/2020 12:39:16 PM
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Meerkatsu "Fire Tiger" BJJ Gi - Black

this is so fucking funny and I am so proud of it. I don't care what y'all think.
3/21/2020 11:41:13 AM
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Fuji Suparaito Gi

TP/hand sanitizer jokes are the new ARMBAR SOAP jokes, insofar as they’re not funny and never were.
3/25/2020 9:24:39 AM
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Kitsune Kimonos "Spectre" - Lightweight BJJ Gi

Actually based on the return address it looks like it was drop-shipped directly from them. But still, glad to have received it.
3/31/2020 3:51:45 PM
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Scramble Lumberjacked Rashguard

Y’all I am so proud of this
6/5/2020 9:31:55 AM
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Scramble "Lumberjacked" Vale Tudo Shorts

wish you werent so fucking awkward bud
6/13/2020 11:02:52 PM
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Scramble "Lumberjacked" Vale Tudo Shorts

Look man I used up my GOOD monty python spoof lyrics when the rashguard was posted. This was half-assed I admit.
6/14/2020 8:20:27 AM
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Platinum "Koi" BJJ Gi - White

i dont understand
6/27/2020 11:04:32 PM
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Platinum "Koi" BJJ Gi - White

you have the “bought this deal” badge
6/27/2020 11:04:59 PM
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Kitsune "Cursive" BJJ Gi

A2L isnt a little kids’ size...right?

...guys?
8/1/2020 11:17:16 PM
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Venum Classic 2.0 BJJ Gi - White

LOL is Bad Boy gear still around?

Its like Vitamins & Minerals and Pitbull. I remember seeing that shit all over in the beginning.
11/14/2020 2:22:58 PM
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Scramble Makoto BJJ Gi - White

if truant were a pro, they’d get the preview from instagram and write it beforehand
11/18/2020 11:23:08 PM
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Tatami Athletic Joggers - Black

arent untapered joggers just sweatpants?
11/25/2020 7:15:23 AM
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Scramble Base Spats - Grey

Struth!
3/25/2021 10:48:30 AM
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93brand "Slate Camo" Jiu Jitsu Gi

93brand is running a 20% off sale this weekend. Just get a CSPEC gi there
5/1/2021 11:13:34 PM
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93brand "Slate Camo" Jiu Jitsu Gi

I somehow replied to the wrong comment. #boomer
5/1/2021 11:14:15 PM
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93brand "Slate Camo" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Just buy one from 93brand. Theres a sale this weekend
5/1/2021 11:14:55 PM
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93brand "Slate Camo" Jiu Jitsu Gi

It’s $20 over what it’d go for here. If you want it bad enough to be blowing up the comments then you can find $20
5/1/2021 11:30:40 PM
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KS X Scramble Rashguard

I think you come in men enough for the both of us.
5/9/2021 4:55:37 PM
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Tatami Kitty Cat Grappling Spats

Turns out you can set your display name to whatever and the system doesnt check if it’s already used.
5/10/2021 12:43:43 PM
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Nine Lives Nesting Dolls Rashguard

I set my name/av combo to his to test if it worked but the system hasnt let me change it back.
5/12/2021 6:08:11 AM
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Nine Lives Nesting Dolls Rashguard

Oh look, there it is.

Sure, ban whoever
5/12/2021 6:08:42 AM
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93brand "Gotham" Rash Guard

Probably bc the BJJHQ warehouse goons would like a nice 4th of July weekend and not have to ship a bunch of shit.

Let ‘em have it. This is a goid site and they do a good job.
7/2/2021 11:18:02 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Gotham" Rash Guard

*good

7/2/2021 11:18:34 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Blue

oooohhhh that’s an old one
9/7/2021 8:33:33 AM
Comment on:
Kitsune Kimonos "Prime" Ombre Spats

You’re right, they’re not rashguards.
9/10/2021 12:31:38 PM
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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Grey

I’ve got a pair of Hyperfly shorts w/ an elastic waistband and they rule. I think Scramble and 93Brand make similar shorts.

We believe in you, Panda Gang. Make the velcro free shorts we know you can make.
9/13/2021 11:11:19 PM
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Inverted Gear 2021 Board Shorts - Grey

The effect is client side only.
9/14/2021 11:29:18 AM
Comment on:
93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

you’re a rashie
10/6/2021 11:09:49 PM
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93brand "Grappling Clinic" Rash Guard

Your mom goes on me like a sausage casing
11/13/2021 12:10:39 AM
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Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

YOU’RE a buy!
11/19/2021 11:45:34 PM
Comment on:
Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

I’ve been Scrambling to have YOU on sale.
11/19/2021 11:42:49 PM
Comment on:
Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

YOU’RE worth it, with or without velcro!
11/19/2021 11:45:05 PM
Comment on:
Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

YOU’RE sexy!
11/19/2021 11:44:42 PM
Comment on:
Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

YOU’RE actually dope.
11/19/2021 11:41:38 PM
Comment on:
Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

it means “buy”
11/19/2021 11:17:07 PM
Comment on:
Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

Consider YOU copped.
11/19/2021 11:43:06 PM
Comment on:
Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

YOU’RE purchased!
11/19/2021 11:43:45 PM
Comment on:
Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

YOU’RE a drawstring.
11/20/2021 12:05:29 AM
Comment on:
Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

YOU run small biiiiiiiiitch
11/19/2021 11:35:31 PM
Comment on:
Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

YOUR shorts are good to grab!
11/19/2021 11:42:18 PM
Comment on:
Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

YOU’RE the invisible jiu jitsu your coach talked about!
11/19/2021 11:44:23 PM
Comment on:
Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

YOU’RE done.
11/19/2021 11:41:57 PM
Comment on:
Scramble Combination Shorts - Camo

YOU’RE sick!!
11/20/2021 12:04:31 AM
Comment on:
93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi

Didn’t cop because I jumped on the SYR Black Friday drop so my wallet’s hurting LOL
12/10/2021 11:14:37 PM
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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

old school was on rolling deaks yesterday
2/20/2022 7:40:43 AM
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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

*deals fuck
2/20/2022 7:40:59 AM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Light Grey Long Sleeve Rash Guard

dongs
3/16/2022 4:46:45 PM
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Tatami "Serpent" Shorts

I do 6am class in the Eastern timezone, I wake up before everyone??

(dongs)
3/17/2022 10:48:14 AM
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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

dongs!
4/6/2022 11:02:09 PM
Comment on:
Tatami "Nova Minimo 2.0" BJJ Gi - Black

transphobia is dongs
5/3/2022 9:20:41 AM
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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

dooongsdongsdooongsdooongs dooongsdooongsdooongs dongsdongsdooongs dongsdooongsdongs dongs / dongsdooongs / dooongsdongsdongsdongs dooongsdooongsdooongs dooongs dooongsdooongsdongsdongsdooongsdooongs / dooongsdongsdongsdongs dongsdongs dooongs dooongsdongsdooongsdongs dongsdongsdongsdongs
6/30/2022 9:44:40 AM
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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats

dongs
7/18/2022 11:01:03 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

dongs
8/12/2022 11:01:53 PM
Comment on:
Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

In’n’Out is probably the best regional burger chain I’ve tried.

You need to know the secret menu though which is kinda bullshit.
9/10/2022 11:33:34 AM
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Phalanx "Shatter" II HPTX Shorts

The torch has been passed.
9/15/2022 11:06:34 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Canvas Panda Gi - White

“Joined 08/14/2022” fuck off
9/18/2022 11:09:40 PM
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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda Gi - White

wholesome
9/19/2022 12:35:40 AM
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93brand "Bad Grapplers Club" Long Sleeve Rash Guard - Black

GOOD
9/24/2022 11:43:20 PM
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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

this Tatanka mf fooled around in Chrome Dev Tools and thinks theyre a 1337 h4xx0r
10/19/2022 8:14:32 AM
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Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

@dave I feel like it’s a bit bigger. I’m usually between M and L, where M is a compression fit that’s hard to take off. My medium Scramble is more snug than most larges but easier to take off than other mediums
10/28/2022 7:50:34 AM
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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard

BJJHQ’s order fulfilment haa always been great for me, except sometimes there have been hiccups when they drop ship from other vendors (the mats come to mind). Sounds like that’s what’s happening here.
10/31/2022 4:57:05 PM
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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

Wrong Michigan
11/13/2022 11:03:39 AM
Comment on:
Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

Check the seam tape. I think it does.
11/13/2022 11:03:22 AM
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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

wow bringing back the C-Spec gimmick.

11/19/2022 11:08:03 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

IMO the gimmick had gotten pretty stale. I tried to change it up a little bit for comic effect but that just seemed to make people mad.

11/24/2022 10:31:29 AM
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Phalanx "Speed" Rash Guard

I never denied it or even tried to hide it. idk why 2-3 of you act so proud about figuring out something that was so easy to figure out but I figured I’d just let y’all enjoy yourselves.
11/24/2022 11:46:31 AM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

You should cut them some slack. You can tell BJJHQ is a small business and I’m sure that getting The Computer Person to debug the website during a holiday weekend is no fun.

We all spend so much time stirring shit in the comments. Just be a person over Thanksgiving.
11/27/2022 10:19:32 AM
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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

Oh hey emojis work on the site now. That’s dope ??
11/27/2022 10:20:16 AM
Comment on:
Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

LOL NVM
11/27/2022 10:20:30 AM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cock?
12/1/2022 10:49:42 AM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

I’ll be clear: I think it’s more likely that this is a bug than something nefarious but I don’t like that I have to be sure I clear my clipboard before opening the app.
11/30/2022 11:11:03 PM
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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Nope, just the regular app icon.
12/1/2022 6:36:29 PM
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Phalanx "Arc Reactor" Rashguard

s/who/that
12/7/2022 11:05:21 PM
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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

yeah I am *desperately* thinking of an excuse to buy this
12/11/2022 11:24:25 PM
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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

Same. My very first BJJHQ purchase was a 93Brand that JUST. WON’T. DIE.

It’s been 6 fscking years! I want a new black gi!
12/12/2022 8:45:23 AM
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Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

They didnt add “in a tree” until later in the song, ya hoser.
12/11/2022 11:50:05 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear's "Panda 400" Gi

Take off.
12/11/2022 11:23:27 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Art of War" Spats

I’m here for the United States of Whatever posting ITT
12/14/2022 11:50:45 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Art of War" Spats

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater, thanks for asking!
12/15/2022 1:38:33 PM
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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

I’m tempted by those canvas gis every time they come out.

What’s the difference between the canvas and a regular gi? Are they lighter to train in? And do they shrink to fit like a regular gi?
12/19/2022 8:29:03 AM
Comment on:
Fuji Suparaito Gi Black
(Worldwide Edition)


Fuji. FUJI.

I demand partial male nudity from my gi advertisements LET’S GO
12/29/2022 11:17:55 PM
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Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Armbar soap
1/1/2023 11:21:56 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Lightning Camo" Rashguard

Clock is only fucked up on the app. Opening bjjhq.com in a browser shows the timer working properly.
1/1/2023 11:10:40 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral

I am a velcro-hater BUT I have a pair of velcro shorts that i like. I just never undo the velcro. Literally never done it once. Holds up fine in the wash.
1/5/2023 9:52:49 AM
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Inverted Gear 2024 2-Layer Shorts - Black/Coral

If you really want the most eyeballs, you’ve gotta drop the comment right when the deals drop. Check BJJHQ’s instagram for an early heads up on thr deal, then have a post ready to go when it drops.

Or get a gimmick where you post the same thing every day, but that’s a hit-or-miss strategy.
1/5/2023 6:35:10 AM
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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Thanks. I’m not sure why the IBJJF feels the need to police the color of people’s undershorts but everyone needs a hobby I guess.
1/12/2023 8:58:29 AM
Comment on:
Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Same. Got a tracking number but hasnt shipped.
1/21/2023 11:04:50 PM
Comment on:
Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

Stolen joke AND poor execution. 0/10
1/27/2023 2:50:10 AM
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Scramble Nostromo Long Sleeve Rashguard

No one’s gonna get this one but that’s OK. This one’s for me.
1/27/2023 11:39:35 PM
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Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached

stickiwax it’s a Rollers gi that I don’t think is even on their site anymore.

It’s not a bad gi but I want that panda drip. Or a A&P Made in Brazil.
2/2/2023 10:48:24 AM
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Inverted Gear 'Panda 400' BJJ Gi - Unbleached

@whodey cold water is the secret to getting blood out.

That said, I’ve definitely stopped rolls with white belts when they started bleeding. “ExCUSE ME this is a SHOYOROLL LIMITED EDITION.”
2/2/2023 6:08:18 PM
Comment on:
93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Vintage Blue, Deep Green)

Yeah they look like pretty high effort memes.

One wonders how you find the time.
2/6/2023 11:09:50 PM
Comment on:
93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Vintage Blue, Deep Green)

I’ve reinvented myself. Call this my Blue Period.
2/7/2023 9:59:48 AM
Comment on:
93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Vintage Blue, Deep Green)

I just got bored with the gimmick and retired it. I never tried to hide it, even. But everyone acts like it’s this huge gotcha and I’m not sure why.
2/7/2023 9:49:26 PM
Comment on:
Progress M6 Mark 5 Gi - Green

Check Rollmore’s sale section. They usually have some good shit in there for cheap.
2/8/2023 4:03:57 PM
Comment on:
93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

I admire how long you’ve stuck to this poetry gimmick but I think you should change it up.
2/10/2023 11:51:38 AM
Comment on:
Sapien Spats - Black/Grey/Blue

Yeah I always pull for the underdog but I think Islam takes it.
2/11/2023 11:03:14 PM
Comment on:
Fuji Lightweight Grey Gi

Lookit this scrub who didn’t start out with a double weave cardboard gi
2/17/2023 8:27:32 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Arc Reactor" Rashguard

We at OnThisDay would also like to thank Keenan for abandoning this "Nu Metal Frontman" look.
2/18/2023 11:20:04 PM
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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

I cant even enjoy new gimmicks because I keep having to pop in and tell motherfuckers to stop (badly) copying my joke.
2/24/2023 7:55:01 AM
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Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie

There’s an API endpoint that takes a date in YYYY-MM-DD format and redirects you to the deal from that day so I can check all the past deals in a few seconds.
2/25/2023 7:29:19 AM
Comment on:
Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie

Fuji Mats, $230, Smooth (black & blue), Tatami (black, blue, & gray)
2/24/2023 11:18:56 PM
Comment on:
Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie

Phalanx "Sharp" HPTX Shorts, XS and L
2/25/2023 1:29:11 PM
Comment on:
Nation Athletic "Therapeutic Violence" Hoodie

nevermind 420rollin got it
2/24/2023 11:12:48 PM
Comment on:
Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

dongs
2/25/2023 11:07:00 PM
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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

I swear to God I didn't make this up https://www.bjjhq.com/Blue-Manto-X-Gi-2014-03-03
3/3/2023 11:03:43 PM
Comment on:
Nation Athletic "Murder Yoga" T-Shirt

no fair you used sploitz
3/13/2023 11:00:32 PM
Comment on:
Nation Athletic "Murder Yoga" T-Shirt

it's wherever the Miyao brothers and Lyoto Machida are from
3/14/2023 10:42:29 AM
Comment on:
93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

IN THE AAAAAAARMS OF AN AAAAANGEL
FLY AWAAAAAY FROM HEEEEERE
FROM THIS DARK, COLD COMMENT SECTIOOOOOON
AND THE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT YOU FEEL
3/18/2023 11:08:09 PM
Comment on:
Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Do you yell GET OVER HERE while shooting for takedowns?
3/25/2023 7:40:11 AM
Comment on:
Tatami Supply Co Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

$39 Half Sumo X HQ Year of the Tiger LS Rashguard, all sizes
4/21/2023 11:17:38 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Supply Co Long Sleeve Rashguard - Navy

My favorite thing is when you people, you absolute KINGS, start logging deals in whatever the top comment thread is.
4/22/2023 9:54:27 PM
Comment on:
Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

On this day in 2023, this mf gave a dumbass opinion no one wanted
4/23/2023 12:39:23 PM
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Tatami Recharge Rash Guard - Leopard

oh yay they fixed emojis

on that unicode shit finally

??
4/25/2023 11:03:55 PM
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Tatami Recharge Rash Guard - Leopard

fuck
4/25/2023 11:04:06 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Recharge Rash Guard - Leopard

ahhh so emoji work only in top level comments
4/26/2023 8:02:46 AM
Comment on:
Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

I’m a slut for retro games.
5/27/2023 11:04:12 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown

Ah fuck that’s on the next line isnt it.
5/28/2023 11:04:07 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown

READING
5/28/2023 11:04:19 PM
Comment on:
Half Sumo "Year of the Tiger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Damn, fixed.
5/30/2023 11:12:31 PM
Comment on:
93brand M93 Short Sleeve

“I dont even know what a manual shift pattern looks like” is a self-own tbh
6/8/2023 6:07:41 AM
Comment on:
93brand Coffee Mugs Set

I think I broke the black one but I still have the white one. They do a good job of putting caffeine in your face. Five stars.
6/17/2023 11:06:26 PM
Comment on:
Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)

Nation “Tiger Roar” shorts

looks like the designer got into Craig Jones’s nose beers.
6/30/2023 11:21:25 PM
Comment on:
Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)

Inverted Gear starter gi $95
6/30/2023 11:44:34 PM
Comment on:
Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)

93brand dark tiger shorts $35
7/1/2023 12:08:43 AM
Comment on:
Tatami MTP Shorts Camo (Shorter Inseam)

I strongly prefer their Cryo Wash so I have no real use for the shampoo bar.

I’ve used it and it’s not the absolute worst thing.
7/1/2023 6:34:22 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Dragon" Spats

“Dragon” is a clear Bruce Lee reference.
8/9/2023 10:08:02 AM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Dragon" Spats

Also I have no idea how the yellow jumpsuit from Game of Death became so iconic. The movie was janky as fuck. Bruce died during filming so they had to do some wild shit to finish it (splicing in old Bruce Lee footage, putting disguises on other actors). It’s so badly done that it makes the movie hard to watch.
8/9/2023 10:18:05 AM
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Nation Athletic "Death Cuddle Jiu Jitsu" Rash Guard

Yeeeeaaaahhhh the lightning bolt looks a *lot* like a Sig rune.

It’s like a Nazi Harry Potter skull.
8/15/2023 11:02:56 AM
Comment on:
Nation Athletic "Death Cuddle Jiu Jitsu" Rash Guard

“being a nazi to own the libs” tracks actually
8/15/2023 5:12:46 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Dragon" Hoodie

rolling deals are tomorrow night. no need to log the deals
9/2/2023 11:06:33 PM
Comment on:
Tatami "Nova Minimo 2.0" BJJ Gi - Black

sooooaaaap $20
9/3/2023 11:40:39 PM
Comment on:
Tatami "Nova Minimo 2.0" BJJ Gi - Black

Anything is edible if you’re dumb enough.
9/4/2023 5:48:29 AM
Comment on:
93brand "Goose Feather" Lightweight BJJ Gi - White

IF YOUVE GOT A PROBLEM WITH CANADA GOOSES, THEN YOUVE GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME AND I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT ONE MARINA-.
10/2/2023 11:19:41 AM
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Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - Black

Not for nothing, but one of tne of the BJJHQ staff trains with JT Torres and probably has enough access to grab your account’s shipping address.

Could be a Jay and Silent Bob situation.
10/10/2023 7:14:42 AM
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Phalanx "Premier" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

@Howie I changed it to “mostly” so I can post other stuff without the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE from the dumber 20% of wall posters.
10/15/2023 11:12:55 AM
Comment on:
Kitsune Cursive LITE Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Coral

SevenStripeWhiteBelt your gimmick is dongs
10/15/2023 11:41:37 PM
Comment on:
Half Sumo "White Tiger" Dogi

IDK who that is but she belongs on Gary Tonnon's instagram story.
10/22/2023 11:06:12 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie

nope
10/24/2023 11:02:24 PM
Comment on:
93brand "Hybrid" Hoodie

- yes
- true to size but the hole for your neck is a little tight.
- a little but I’ve worn it a bunch
10/24/2023 11:13:57 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Barrage" Gear Bag - Brown

I think if Dean Lister got tapped by Josh Barnett’s scarf hold, we can all be forgiven for getting trapped there sometimes.
10/27/2023 11:18:43 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts

This brings me back to the heyday Slashdot.
10/28/2023 11:05:00 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Distorsion" HPTX Shorts

*OF Slashdot. Fuck.
10/28/2023 11:05:30 PM
Comment on:
93brand Monsters Short Sleeve Rash Guard

The downvotes every day must be discouraging, but the halloween and new year’s puns are worth it.
10/31/2023 11:06:20 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Azure Dragon Rashguard

The secret is that most of the replies arent actually witty.
11/14/2023 10:27:51 AM
Comment on:
Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard

armbar soap $20
12/29/2023 11:15:24 PM
Comment on:
Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard

Future Kimonos v1.0 rashguard all sizes $36
12/29/2023 11:27:47 PM
Comment on:
Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard

Home roll out mats black & blue $229
12/29/2023 11:39:54 PM
Comment on:
Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard

Kitsune Heroes gi, navy, all sizes $85
12/29/2023 11:51:36 PM
Comment on:
Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard

Someone else take over. I’m old and it’s past my bedtime.
12/29/2023 11:52:17 PM
Comment on:
Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

Scrolled through the comments and he tried to order it but either the site glitched or he’s too dumb to figure out how to order. I’d believe either.
12/30/2023 11:22:05 PM
Comment on:
Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is on here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?
12/30/2023 11:28:26 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!!
1/8/2024 11:04:23 PM
Comment on:
93brand Gold Label V2 BJJ Gi

bb just take the L
1/15/2024 12:43:46 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Combat Club Shorts (HQ exclusive cut)

BJJHQ’s sister site, rollmore.com, always has pretty good deals in their clearance section. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Tatami Novas *not* on sale for $65.
1/16/2024 9:42:27 AM
Comment on:
Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Military Green

ayyyyyyy look who’s back.

missed you bb
1/26/2024 11:01:58 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune MK1 Long-Sleeve Rashguard

fuckin shitty Flo PiP slowed me down
2/9/2024 11:00:34 PM
Comment on:
93brand Monsters Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I was flippin bricks for Masa Musa before you were a type 1 civilization.
3/2/2024 11:09:41 PM
Comment on:
93brand Monsters Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I’m on them Broward county Tic-Tacs
3/2/2024 11:16:25 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

You seem to get a perma-purchase tag if you engage on the wall a lot.
3/5/2024 12:10:12 PM
Comment on:
Inverted Gear Lucky Panda Ranked Rash Guard

I haven’t bought anything in months but looky looky ^^^
3/5/2024 12:10:39 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Winter Soldier" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

It does kinda look like the Cylance logo.
3/13/2024 11:38:18 AM
Comment on:
93brand "Butterfly" Gear Bag

gotcha by 1 second, bitch.
3/15/2024 11:00:31 PM
Comment on:
Kureiji "Jitslife" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Because one is a vapid popularity contest that doesn’t require any demonstrable skill to win and the other is the Miss America Pageant.
3/18/2024 11:05:18 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts

I wake up at like 4:30 every day so the only time I do the “dongs” thing anymore is if I’m sick or traveling or something.
3/19/2024 11:09:42 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Flow Field" HPTX Shorts

so do you have a book of these things?
3/29/2024 11:02:56 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Flow Field" HPTX Shorts

“CONFUCIOUS YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD! I READ YOUR BOOK!” — HoLeeChit, probably
3/30/2024 9:24:21 AM
Comment on:
Toro "Ramen" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Their designs are always just…low effort.

I know that form follows function, but even stuff made with that minimalist sensibility can still have style.
4/21/2024 11:27:54 PM
Comment on:
Toro "Ramen" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

AH FUCK it’s a Naruto reference i’m out.
4/22/2024 6:19:34 AM
Comment on:
Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - White

Thanks but you probably should get a hobby or something if this was the highlight of your night.
5/7/2024 11:29:43 PM
Comment on:
Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - White

Maybe sudoku puzzles, or knitting.
5/7/2024 11:30:13 PM
Comment on:
Phalanx "Strength and Honor" HPTX Shorts

armbar soap
5/24/2024 11:16:41 PM
Comment on:
Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

Shitposting is an art. A craft. A *calling*. Take pride in your work.

Think of the people reading your comment while they shit. If you won’t do it for yourself, do it for them.
7/8/2024 11:10:17 PM
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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

topical
7/13/2024 11:00:52 PM
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Toro "Vertical" Super Shorts

OK -80 is lit
8/16/2024 11:50:57 PM
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Continuous Flow "The Darced of US" Spats

spoilers mfer
8/17/2024 11:00:46 PM
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29Niku Meathead Sleeveless Rash Guard

Book a Jeff Glover seminar
9/2/2024 11:35:32 PM
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93brand C-SPEC "Body Butchers" Gi

One of the storied wall shitposters of old.

9/10/2024 11:21:20 PM
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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Black

Sure, but I think it’s more like Bota Box than Franzia.

Bota Box won’t impress any snobs but it’s a solid product at a reasonable price.
9/19/2024 2:16:13 PM
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Progress Academy Plus Hybrid Shorts - Black

You’ve gotta think that everything comes from the same factory in Pakistan. Maybe the wrong tags got put on the pants and that’s why they’re on a deals site.
9/27/2024 11:10:17 PM
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Progress Academy Plus Hybrid Shorts - Black

Adder it’s entirely possible that the two companies contract with the same factory.
9/27/2024 11:18:35 PM
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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi

mfer it’s $5 per thing that’s like rule 1 of bjjhq
10/18/2024 11:19:39 PM
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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi

bruuuuhhhhh reply to your original comment. the deals have to be in one thread.
10/18/2024 11:18:47 PM
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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

The label appears to apply automatically.

It also says I bought today’s deal every day, which isn’t the case.
10/28/2024 3:49:58 PM
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93brand Vintage 2.0 Hoodie

Get your own stupid gimmick.

Or steal Buru Nyuuu
11/1/2024 11:02:03 PM
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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

Tried it, doesn't work.
12/12/2024 8:46:24 AM
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