Cock Choke's profile at MMA HQ

Nation Athletic "Tiger Roar" Shorts

Not jj related but if you are a dude and you vote for Kamala you should enter the women’s divisions.

10/30/2024 11:02:18 PM

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Toro "Steamboat Willie" Rash Guard

If you’re over 10 years old and buy anything Disney related you are a cringey weirdo.

6/22/2024 7:51:59 AM

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Scramble "BAKA" Shorts Black/Seafoam Green

These are actually not too retarded.

5/21/2024 3:59:44 PM

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Go Forth "God Save The Queen" Rash Guard

GÆ AF

5/7/2024 7:50:14 AM

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BJJ Wholesale Leglock Short Sleeve Rash Guard

This is poorly designed. No one will read that as “leg lock,” especially with the “Le” in cursive like that. People will think its French. Awful.

4/6/2024 12:07:31 AM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Camo Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Jitzy name is gæ

3/10/2024 3:41:15 AM

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Meerkatsu Laughing Hannya Kimono - White

When we going to get a BJJHQ rewards program?

3/1/2024 7:39:46 AM

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Future Kimonos V1.0 Rash Guard Black

PAST KIMONOS

1/2/2024 11:09:23 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

If these didn’t have that ghey ass “jitsy” on them I’d pick it up. Super cringe brand name.

12/30/2023 11:41:53 PM

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Nation Athletic "90s Babies V2!" Rash Guard

“Jits Do It” real ghey

12/30/2023 3:32:41 PM

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Meerkatsu "Laser Beam Flying Jitsunicorn" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

GÆ

12/26/2023 8:22:01 PM

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GenXrefined "Roll Away" Tee

Cant tell if this is gæ, cringe, or neat.

12/21/2023 11:23:22 PM

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Rash Guardians "Zebra" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Fuckin gæ

10/13/2023 2:32:38 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

Who the fuck thought “jitsy club” would be a good name? Absolute boomer level cringe

10/5/2023 5:28:49 AM

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Tatami "Nova Minimo 2.0" BJJ Gi - Black

Not sure what is more homoerotic-the lion rashguard or 2 dudes docking.

9/4/2023 4:34:28 PM

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Nation Athletic "Death Cuddle Jiu Jitsu" Rash Guard

“Death cuddle cult” holy cringe

8/15/2023 8:41:08 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid)

I have this; its treated me well over the last 3 years of consistent use.

6/22/2023 10:51:26 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - Navy

This gi is gæ

6/15/2023 12:49:06 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

Jesus christ just burn the leftover stock. FUCK.

5/20/2023 8:39:32 AM

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Fuji XTR Extreme Shorts Blue

I’d buy these if they had a slit on the sides for easier movement.

3/18/2023 9:29:40 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

gæ gi

2/23/2023 11:09:07 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

That’s gonna be a no from me dog.

12/15/2022 10:47:00 AM

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Phalanx "Lionheart" HPTX Shorts

Thats gonna be a no for me dog.

12/13/2022 11:00:34 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

Dumb

10/20/2022 7:44:29 AM

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Grips Secret Weapon Evo Blue

I gotta lie; Sleeveless rashguard is 🔥

7/9/2022 9:12:20 PM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Military Green

Gettin kinda sick of seeing this same dude every 3 days.

7/8/2022 2:01:55 PM

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Tatami Repeat T-Shirt - White

REMINDER: The “desgner” of this shirt got paid to make this.

6/10/2022 12:08:19 AM

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Tatami Control BJJ Gi - Black

I dunno gang this looks kinda fuckin dumb

5/20/2022 12:19:02 AM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

Meerkatsu shit is dumb

3/29/2022 7:38:39 AM

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Nine Lives LLDW T-Shirt

2/18/2022 7:47:26 AM

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Fuji "Jester" BJJ Gi

Doesnt lucky gi have the playing card gi market?

2/16/2022 7:57:26 AM

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93brand Tea Tree Oil Shampoo 2-PACK

I still have hundreds of mini shampoo bottles from hotels I stayed at in 2015 hehehe

2/1/2022 11:42:22 PM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

When I asked my chinese gf what this said, her reply was “something dumb… It's Chinese characters but the meaning seems to be translated to Japanese terms”

1/28/2022 10:51:55 AM

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Manto "Strong Waves" BJJ Gi - Navy

Waiting on the chimp pimp for approval….

1/12/2022 6:35:41 AM

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Midnight Navy BOX Tee - "Heroes" Edition by Kitsune Kimonos

Matrat just out here tapping his wallet.

10/30/2021 11:34:14 AM

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Midnight Navy BOX Tee - "Heroes" Edition by Kitsune Kimonos

I dont but Meerkatsu gear because I think the brand name is annoying to pronounce.

10/29/2021 11:46:36 PM

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Midnight Navy BOX Tee - "Heroes" Edition by Kitsune Kimonos

ROLLING DEALS COVFEFE

10/29/2021 11:17:12 PM

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Tatami Jitsuka Grappling Rashguard

Hoping some gear bag comes through!

3/6/2021 11:22:04 AM

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Scramble Makoto BJJ Gi - White

Just letting Admin know I sent a message to please cancel one of my orders. I was charged for 2 gis. BJJ613669 And BJJ613668. Thanks and you guys are the best.

2/5/2021 10:42:16 AM

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93brand Graffiti Spats

F

7/17/2021 11:22:07 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

93 Brand has proven to be garbage for me outside of their gis. I bought what I thought was a nice bag of theirs off here and it ripped internally after 2 months.

1/5/2022 12:40:29 PM

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Nine Lives LLDW T-Shirt

Thanks Sam

2/18/2022 11:52:39 AM

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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

Shoyoroll Big Cock Competitor V2.0

9/17/2022 2:41:36 PM

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Scramble "Athlete" Gi Ecru (Unbleached Special Edition)

Run a little big

6/24/2023 11:27:12 PM

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BJJ Wholesale Leglock Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Le Ghey

4/6/2024 3:01:08 AM

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93brand "Gotham Static" BJJ Gi

Seriously, what male is voting for Kamala?. I ask not because she is a woman, but because you are (supposed to be) a man.

10/30/2024 10:58:44 PM

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