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Parry "Tiger" Black Long Sleeve

Cuckman would buy some shit like this and happily rock it to his “tournament” lol.

11/12/2024 10:22:49 AM

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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

At the end of the day the reality is ConMan “The Cuckman” Cummings is voting for YOUR penis inside HIS girl. Thats whats up.

11/11/2024 1:43:08 PM

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93brand "HOOKS V6" BJJ Gi - Unbleached

ConMan voted for deez nutz last night and his girlfriend got them cheeks clapped.

11/6/2024 11:22:59 PM

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Meerkatsu Heavenly Spats

Pfffst

10/3/2024 11:38:53 AM

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Parry "Someone Talked" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Nah

10/2/2024 9:14:50 AM

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Tatami Takedown Crew Bomber Jacket

ConMan smells like straight up burnt fritos.

9/9/2024 9:19:50 AM

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Go Forth "God Save The Queen" Rash Guard

Some BS Conman would rock to one of his whack ass “grappling tournaments.”

8/24/2024 11:26:13 PM

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Yesgi Original BJJ Gi - Black

Conman watched Gordon Ryan and Pena with extreme interest, and thats what is wrong with people these days.

8/19/2024 12:29:27 PM

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Continuous Flow "The Darced of US" Spats

ConMan is the type of guy to attend ADCC when CJI is going down. Let that sink in.

8/18/2024 12:46:54 PM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Military Green

Conman aint shit, straight up.

8/16/2024 11:01:41 AM

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Continuous Flow Arm Bar-Bee Rash Guard

The Poop that took a Pee.

7/23/2024 11:09:55 PM

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Fuji Lightweight BJJ Gi - Black

Honestly tho. If you think about it. Cuckman Brian cummings really aint shit.

7/5/2024 11:05:41 AM

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Aesthetic "The Girl" Rash Guard

This thing is dogwater, just like Cuckmans wife.

6/30/2024 12:10:28 AM

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Continuous Flow Akiimura Rash Guard

Lol okay

6/12/2024 11:11:44 PM

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Inverted Gear Hybrid Gi

Con man aint really shit tho..

5/20/2024 12:38:10 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Rashguard

Shawty got some cake

5/9/2024 12:03:40 AM

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Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White

I wonder what Jimmy is up too. Prolly just poopin n stuff.

3/23/2024 1:48:01 AM

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Kureiji "Jitslife" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

I went to my first BJJ class last night and all I did was stand up when compromised. Stupid sport.

3/19/2024 11:27:26 AM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Board Shorts - Black

The Cuckman Brian Cummins can eat my ass, frankly.

3/14/2024 12:48:03 AM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.10 - White

I hope Jimmy takes an explosive diarrhea all over ConMans stupid face

2/26/2024 12:46:15 PM

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93brand "Jiu Jitsu Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Dark Marl Grey

Hey ConMan these would pair well with your “the ground is my ocean and im a shark t-shirt.”

2/20/2024 7:09:08 AM

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Half Sumo "Kensei Dogi" - Black

ConMan and 2Stripe like to dock. Thats kewl tho, its all good.

2/18/2024 5:29:55 PM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

Basically at the end of the day ConMan aint nothing but a bitchass trick.

2/17/2024 12:01:43 AM

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Tatami "Oni Eagle" / "Grappling Supply" 2pack Tee

Some bullshit ConMan would wear to a family gathering talkin bout ,”the ground is my ocean…” or some shit.

2/15/2024 12:42:07 AM

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Kitsune "Cursive" Jiu Jitsu Gi

ConMan is literally a bigger piece of shit than Bono, as Bono is 80 courics with Conman coming in at a hefty and fat 93 courics.

2/13/2024 11:28:56 PM

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Kureiji "Foot Lock Klan" Rash Guard

Conman gets bricked up from goats and what not

2/12/2024 11:37:04 PM

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Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 Grey

ConMan cant make it to the podium when hes literally the only person in the bracket.

2/12/2024 1:40:26 PM

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93brand Vintage 2.0 Hoodie

I used this hoodie to lap up Conmans wifes dirty face after a “private” lesson. Works great for cleaning up dirty useless things. 10/10

2/11/2024 9:21:21 AM

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Tatami "Hybrid Griffin" / "Need More Hugs" 2pack Tee

*sigh*

2/3/2024 11:14:49 PM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Military Green

This guy Norwegian Burritos.

1/26/2024 11:46:51 PM

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GenXrefined "Roll Away" Tee

Someone signed off on this and thats whats wrong with this country

12/22/2023 10:31:57 AM

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Half Sumo "White Tiger" Dogi

Fun fact “Half Sumo” is ConMans mothers nick name at the bath house

10/23/2023 12:14:01 PM

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Phalanx "Flow Field" HPTX Shorts

ConMan can’t shrimp down the mat faster than me.

10/12/2023 2:49:48 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition

I see Kitsune, I buy it. Just like ConMans mom.

10/4/2023 9:59:33 AM

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Tatami "Success" Zip Hoodie Grey

Yo, Conman deepthroats it from the back and that is crazy lol.

9/29/2023 7:14:43 PM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

Con man is more cringy than a Bryce Mitchell post fight interview.

9/26/2023 1:12:53 AM

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Inverted Gear Light Pearl BJJ Gi - Black

Yo! Con man aint shit really….

9/25/2023 2:34:52 PM

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Tatami "Uncover" Joggers Black

Basically at the end if the day Con man aint nothin but a bitch and a ho.

9/24/2023 6:39:46 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

Yo I heard Con man smokes hella pole.

9/23/2023 1:01:13 PM

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BJJ Tees Random T-Shirt 2PACK

Con man would walk out with one of these sorry ass T’s for his F2W debut then tap to too pressure. Classic Con man.

9/21/2023 11:26:49 PM

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Phalanx "Matrix" HPTX Shorts

Con man aint nothing but a bitch ass

9/15/2023 2:58:24 PM

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Tatami "Vortex" T-Shirt - Black

At the end if the day Conman aint shit. You know it and I know it.

9/10/2023 8:01:04 PM

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Tatami "Onyx" Black Joggers

Honestly Con man aint shit.

9/8/2023 12:41:23 AM

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Phalanx "Grey Worlds" HPTX Shorts

Con man aint nothing but a bitch ass ho.

9/7/2023 7:10:43 PM

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Nation Athletic "Death Cuddle Jiu Jitsu" Rash Guard

I can comment about Jimmy shitting on my chest, banging 2stripe and 3stripes ugly girlfriends, but the second I mention this rashie is one lighting bolt away from being a bit much, thats the line?

8/15/2023 2:00:33 PM

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Scramble "Athlete Pro" - OD Canvas Edition

This is the color of the explosive shit Jimmy sprayed upon my chest last night, crazy.

7/6/2023 11:23:17 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu M6 Kimono Mark 5 - Black

1stripeblue belt aint nothin but a lil beeeyatch!

6/2/2023 5:53:40 PM

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Datsusara HGFV Seabag (Hemp)

Just go to the military surplus store abnd get a green one for 5 bucks. Moldy semi shit smell included for free if its an official ARMY green weenie.

4/7/2023 12:46:30 AM

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Fuji XTR Extreme Shorts Blue

Pfffst

3/17/2023 11:01:00 PM

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"Pyjama Fight Club" Hoodie by Aesthetic

Busch league

2/15/2023 11:11:01 PM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

1stripe and Disrespect would pull up to a Thanksgiving open mat in some shit like this. Fucking embarrasing.

11/23/2022 4:38:24 PM

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Tatami Messenger Bag

This is the perfect bag for someone who names themself after a popular streamer but in fact is a huge poser that loves tube steak smothered in underwear.

11/18/2022 11:20:27 PM

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Phalanx "Thrash" Spats

“Mrs. Disrespects splash pants”

11/17/2022 11:06:57 PM

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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie

DrDisrespect hung like a wild field mouse.

11/15/2022 3:45:54 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

Carla Esparza is going to get absolutely molly whopped tonight

11/12/2022 11:07:20 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Hoodie

1stripe does’nt wipe his ass very well and usually is walking around with a itchy butthole.

11/6/2022 3:33:40 PM

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93brand "Strong Snake" Bag

Stong snake is what 1stripes wife calls me.

11/4/2022 11:58:44 AM

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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

1stripe sucks it from the back

10/25/2022 11:07:52 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

1stripe loves having spats wrapped around his neck while his mouth is full.

10/24/2022 3:23:21 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

1stripe sucks

10/22/2022 11:01:06 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

1stripes wife looks good in light blue, if anyone was curious

10/21/2022 11:06:22 PM

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Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White

This shirt sucks harder than 1stripes ol lady.

10/21/2022 1:50:38 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

1stripepolesmoker cannot get out of mount, and does not want to if you know what I’m sayin.

10/19/2022 11:25:50 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

1stripe, ConMan and Rager the dudes that never lose, they “learn” lol.

10/18/2022 11:31:19 PM

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Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

1stripe is morbidly obese and does nothing but play Warzone with ConMan all day, who is also morbidly obese, the thing is they have a combined K/D of .37, if that aint sad I dont know what is.

10/18/2022 8:49:14 AM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Ive officially got two fanboys. Id like to thank myself, for being so fucking awesome.

10/17/2022 7:18:40 AM

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BJJTees 2 Pack-Shirts (Yellow/Black)

The crying eyes on the yellow shirt is literally 1stripe after seeing his wife in bed with a younger, stronger and more techinical male whos name is Rorden.

10/15/2022 11:16:46 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

1stripe and snowflake the dudes that ride scooters at the skate park.

10/15/2022 1:28:14 PM

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Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black

Honestly 1stripewhitebelch does not put away his shopping carts, and thats lame.

10/14/2022 1:19:07 AM

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Phalanx Black Ops Arctic HPTX Shorts

We got an imposter amoung us. Im tired tonight, ima hit the hay, been banging this dudes wife for like a week and now his kid is getting weird on me

10/12/2022 11:31:10 PM

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Scramble Varsity Gi - White

1stripe the type of dude that would fake an account to say some stupid ass shit and smear a real man. Thats right, check the date bitches. He’s mad his woman likes that good good in thick lines on her nicely shaped cake. I cant blame him for bein mad tho. Turn yo neck and yo dame missin dawg.

10/11/2022 11:33:25 PM

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

1stripewhitebelt cannot pass guard

10/8/2022 11:35:09 PM

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Scramble Kneeon Shorts

Some bullshit snowflake amd 1stripewhitebelch would have the audacity to show up to class in

10/7/2022 11:08:13 PM

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Kitsune Hydro Rashguard

Rumor on fhe street is rager, Snowflake, and the ring leader of the whole fancy operation 1stripewhitebelch are the reason some children go to bed hungry every night.

10/6/2022 11:18:03 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

Just wanted to let everyone know that god hates 1stripewhitebelch, Snowflake, and rager.

10/5/2022 11:11:05 PM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

1stripewhitebelch fancys getting pegged

10/4/2022 11:28:21 PM

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Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

1stripewhitebelt the dude in class that keeps getting staph because hes a fucking idiot and wont wash Snowflakes jizz off his belt.

10/4/2022 7:32:08 AM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

1stripewhitebelt the dude in class that can skin a deer with his toe nails.

10/3/2022 9:38:13 AM

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Scramble "Standard Issue" Gi

1stripewhitebelch the dude in class that smells like shit

10/2/2022 8:18:23 AM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

1stripewhitebelch would rock this and then go for heel hooks in a gi. Bum

9/30/2022 11:13:48 PM

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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black

YO JIMMY you got that muddy stool on deck er WHAT?!

9/28/2022 11:29:14 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

If spats have a drawstring does thst mean im good to go with no shorts? I can just blast my ninja boot? .

8/6/2022 11:08:31 PM

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Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

Oh fuck ya

7/30/2022 11:45:54 PM

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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

If i wear this am I part of the Death squad Danaher Johns?

7/23/2022 11:16:11 PM

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Scramble Heartbreak Tee

Something Tom Deblasshole would wear

7/16/2022 1:48:52 PM

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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

I took a perfect cigar shaped poop today and thought of Jimmy

7/6/2022 12:13:32 AM

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Manto "Diablo" Shorts

Im not good looking enough to pull up in these to an open mat.

6/17/2022 11:52:45 PM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

When you want Mexican Ground Karate, and mom says there is Mexican Ground Karate at home.

5/30/2022 11:23:19 PM

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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

Im gunna get this, take a shit in it, mold it into the shape of a gerbal, buy a cage for it, and name it Toro.

5/20/2022 11:57:38 PM

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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

When you have some gay shit to do at noon then open mat at 2pm.

4/16/2022 11:43:22 PM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

Again, someone created this and someone in charge gabe it the ok. Look at this, you bring this to my office for a final concept and you’re getting shit canned and heel hooked.

3/28/2022 11:38:11 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats

Sully would make these assholes in the comments tap. Light work.

3/18/2022 4:00:29 PM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

“No, we have a Mexican ground karate shirt at home sweetie.”
Mexican ground Karate shirt at home: ^

3/3/2022 12:15:01 AM

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Phalanx "Submission Division" HPLT Shorts

Sweet gi pants

2/22/2022 11:07:01 PM

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Nine Lives LLDW T-Shirt

Again, more than one person are involved with this shirt going thru multiple checks and balances into a final conception and into production. They all thought that this was a solid idea. The end is near folks.

2/18/2022 12:15:55 AM

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93brand Citizen 8.0 Shorts

Joe Rogan didn’t do anything wrong, and if you’re about cancel culture your moms a hoe.

2/8/2022 1:41:51 PM

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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee

Oof

2/5/2022 11:07:03 PM

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Tatami Original V2 BJJ Gi - Black

I’d clap those cheeks

2/4/2022 11:08:37 PM

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Tatami Strawberry Spats

You’re fuckin sleepin if you don’t think these slap…

1/31/2022 11:24:49 PM

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Phalanx "Enso" HPLT Shorts

Cool capris, be cool to buy something more aerodynamic and bless my opponents with my gigantic gun boat quads. Short shorts are in, wake up BJJHQ!

1/29/2022 11:18:32 PM

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BJJ Tees "Rather Be Rolling/Old Guy JJ" T-Shirt 2PACK

The fuck is this? Somebody had a meeting with real people and presented this and more than one person had to have thoight this was a good idea, and thats whats wrong with leadership nowadays.

1/25/2022 12:03:23 AM

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GOLD LABEL V4 by 93brand Jiu Jitsu

Thats classy

1/20/2022 11:11:40 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

This stuff will make your grundle smell delightful after the hardest rounds, as well as exfoliate that stinky butthole and release all the toilet paper bunnies rolled up with your pubic hair.

1/20/2022 12:27:56 AM

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Fuji "Team Fuji" Rashguard - Black

He’s not that guy.

1/14/2022 11:25:54 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Where’s the fucking chimp!!!!!

1/12/2022 11:18:37 PM

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93brand "Splatter V2" Navy Blue Shorts

That dudes double leg is trash…..

1/9/2022 11:18:18 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Hans, get the luger……

1/4/2022 11:19:19 PM

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93brand Palm / Butterfly Originals Dry Fit 2PACK

Unbelievable

1/1/2022 11:11:25 PM

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Tatami Dia De Los Muertos Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Day of the dead skulls is so 2012 pfffst.

12/12/2021 11:16:02 PM

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93brand "Gold Label V3" Jiu Jitsu Gi

I wish Sulley was still around

12/11/2021 12:58:38 AM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

My buddy said he bought this and hasn't been tapped since.

12/9/2021 11:46:21 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)

Perfect stash pocket for Valtrex….is what i heard.

11/28/2021 11:20:35 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Blue Gi

This does not look like arm bar soap…..unreal. *sigh*

11/16/2021 11:01:21 PM

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93brand "Cafe Jiu Jitsu" Tee

This is #1 bullsheet

11/11/2021 12:47:04 AM

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93brand HOOKS V5 Jiu Jitsu Gi - White

Nooice

10/31/2021 11:26:40 PM

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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey

Some shit Diego Sanchez would be reppin….

10/22/2021 11:55:00 PM

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Manto "Jungle" Rashguard

Oh wow, thats, thats neat……

10/18/2021 11:52:15 PM

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Nine Lives LLDW T-Shirt

The amount of dis-hespect charging $15 bucks for this…..unreal. They should give these away…

10/17/2021 11:29:25 PM

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93brand "Cauli Floral" Long Sleeve Rashguard

Someone made this and was like,” fuck ya, thats tight.” And whats even more apalling is at least two or three more people agreed to this calamity being acceptable and here we are.

10/11/2021 11:40:23 PM

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Fuji "Call of Fuji" Rashguard

Call of Dookie

10/8/2021 1:12:47 AM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

If someone ever brought me this bullshit to the table i’d fire em on the spot.

9/12/2021 11:14:21 PM

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Toro "PBR" T-Shirt - Grey

Psh

8/21/2021 11:18:20 PM

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93brand Standard Issue V2 Shorts 2-Pack

These things are great for hangin brain. Psh.

8/5/2021 3:56:02 PM

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Kitsune "Box V2" T-Shirt

Busch league.

8/2/2021 12:45:06 AM

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93brand "Leg Locks" Tee

Psssh. Not on my worst day pal.

7/30/2021 7:32:17 AM

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Kitsune Barrage Gear Bag

Pffffssst.

7/29/2021 7:47:30 AM

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Inverted Gear Pearl Weave Alpargatas - Black/Grey

Psh. Not on my worst day pal. Unreal.

7/20/2021 11:49:33 PM

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93brand "Gotham" Rash Guard

Psh, unreal.

7/3/2021 12:19:48 AM

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Tatami Estilo 5.0 Gi

Strangle Things Rashie please!!! Oh god please!!!!!!

10/7/2017 5:33:17 AM

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Fuji Force Camouflage Gi

Hideous

9/16/2017 12:40:19 AM

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Ground Game "Black Turtle" Fight Shorts

Selling shit thats already sold out in the most common sizes....really?

9/9/2017 5:58:28 AM

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Ground Game "Black Turtle" Fight Shorts

Strangle Things rashie pretty please!!!!!!!!

9/9/2017 2:39:00 AM

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Gameness Pearl Blue

Yes! I want it!!

8/5/2017 4:33:06 AM

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Manto Waves 2.0 Grappling Rashguard

Ya, totally a good assumption that a well known grappling company would put some dumbass writing on the back of their product you moron.

9/20/2017 1:59:38 AM

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93brand Dry Fit 2-PACK Neo Floral x Splatter

This ain’t Burger King man.

4/9/2018 12:18:38 PM

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Scramble "Strong Beard" Rashguard

Wrong

6/26/2018 3:19:20 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Tank Tops (Body Butchers & Jiu Jitsu Originals)

No one cares

6/27/2018 8:38:51 AM

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93brand Microfiber "Praia" Towel

OSS!

6/29/2019 10:34:17 AM

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Hyperfly "Pressure" BJJ Gi

Pure genius

7/4/2019 9:50:29 PM

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HoldFast "Artist Series: Diego Martin" Rashguard

Your suppose to wear something on NoGi days?

11/14/2019 11:48:23 PM

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Kitsune "Dawn" Jiu Jitsu Gi

God damn red coats!

7/4/2021 3:15:01 PM

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93brand Graffiti Spats

F

7/18/2021 11:17:25 AM

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93brand "Brasilia 2.0" Spats

Bro drink some water and eat something green for a little while. Unreal.

8/1/2021 1:24:56 AM

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93brand UFOmoplata Spats

F

8/20/2021 12:57:44 AM

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93brand UFOmoplata Spats

Oss!

8/20/2021 12:56:24 AM

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Nine Lives "Challenge" T-Shirt

Does this shirt make me a Danaher?

9/26/2021 11:49:53 PM

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Fuji Script Short Sleeve Rashguard - Black/Blue

You’re probably the type of Jenny that would give a good man HIV after ducking him for years on end while he served his country in combat, and soon after returning home became a shrimp king with his legless battle buddy.

11/1/2021 11:47:56 PM

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Tatami Navy & Maroon Bobble Hat

Your mom

11/18/2021 11:11:08 PM

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93brand Hooks V5 Gi - Unbleached

The perfect gi from a more…civilized era.

11/22/2021 8:55:03 AM

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Half Sumo "Kaiju" Shorts

Ya more cardio

11/22/2021 11:24:43 PM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

Stop hating on the chimp. Do not be jealous he is cool and you are a dork.

11/27/2021 7:14:53 AM

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93brand Natural Tea Tree Shampoo & Body Wash (2-PACK)

The chimp has spoken

11/27/2021 8:33:31 AM

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Nine Lives Claw Rashguard

This guy has upper managment written all over him…

11/27/2021 11:19:36 PM

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2-PACK of 93brand Underwear (Updated 2021 Edition)

Pffst go back to Canada

11/28/2021 11:18:12 PM

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Tatami Ocean to Mat T-Shirt - White

Tap, snap or nap brah.

11/29/2021 11:05:06 PM

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93brand Standard Issue Black Gi

The chimp has spoken

12/1/2021 8:09:16 AM

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Tatami Easy Peasy Eco Tech Recycled Rashguard

Don’t be mad this rash guard is worth more than your Aikido Black Belt, you bum.

12/4/2021 11:35:20 AM

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93brand "Dark Tiger" Sliders

Nice try Kowalski

12/5/2021 3:31:34 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

“Blood Happens”

12/8/2021 11:23:43 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide Edition BJJ Gi - Navy

Fake news ya Bum, wheres the Chimp asshole!

12/8/2021 11:23:05 PM

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Scramble Tigre Rash Guard

OSS!

12/9/2021 11:45:06 PM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Ok dad

12/14/2021 11:16:15 PM

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Fuji Electric Spats - Black

Your mom

1/3/2022 8:59:35 AM

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Manto "Strong Waves" BJJ Gi - Navy

I’m Ron Burgandy?

1/11/2022 11:14:05 PM

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93brand IV Drip 2.0 Rash Guard

Ok Karen

1/19/2022 12:59:38 AM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Keep fighting the good fight little buddy

1/20/2022 2:54:42 AM

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93brand Fleeced Joggers 2.0

Chief little root of the lack a sack tribe

1/30/2022 11:15:34 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Cool story, I hope you talk about it more, super interesting.

2/8/2022 11:40:49 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Uh oh better cancel me

2/9/2022 8:43:48 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

SmithInMN mom is a hoe

2/14/2022 9:41:00 AM

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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

This guys dongs are growing on me.

3/14/2022 7:21:42 AM

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Fuji All Around BJJ Gi - Blue

Im telling ya’ll this guy is onto something…

3/14/2022 11:40:39 PM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats

My mans out here doing the lords work.

3/18/2022 2:13:55 AM

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Phalanx "Sharp" Spats

They are the type that spend the night in the drunk tank on St. Paddies and make instagram post about being a “world champion” for winning gold at an IBJJF tourney in the Masters 4 division.

3/18/2022 2:16:40 AM

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Nine Lives "Leg Lock Club" Rash Guard

At least dongs is consitent. I use to believe in you chimp. Now all i got is a big ol Dong to look forward to.

3/19/2022 9:42:05 AM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - White

Stop shitting in it.

3/25/2022 12:03:44 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Hows about put a dong in your mouth and keep your clap trap closed buddy. Respect the dong.

4/9/2022 9:42:52 AM

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Phalanx "Bridger" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Thats just my nuts on your chin

4/17/2022 1:58:06 AM

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Tatami Serpent Eco Tech Recycled Rash Guard

Reminds me of your reffing, fucking garbage.

4/18/2022 11:36:15 PM

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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts

Exactly like your reffing

4/19/2022 11:53:29 PM

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Aesthetic Floral Dragon Fight Shorts

Full speed ahead matey

4/19/2022 11:52:40 PM

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Toro "Tiger King Martial Arts" Rashguard

Your mom is a ho

5/20/2022 11:54:36 PM

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93brand "Butterfly" BJJ Gi - Navy

No one cares about IBJJF or watches IBJJF tho…..

5/22/2022 12:30:59 AM

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93brand "Ground Karate" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Your mom a ho

5/31/2022 9:46:48 AM

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93brand "Mechanics" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Your mama a hoe

6/7/2022 2:13:21 PM

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Tatami Repeat T-Shirt - White

Your mom a ho

6/9/2022 11:13:23 PM

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Armbar Soap Company - Random 5-PACK

Noodle armed bum

6/12/2022 11:32:47 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

Aye! @jimmygrips your momma a ho!

6/22/2022 7:47:45 AM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

I did this once when I was a white belch and thought I was gunna die from a heart attack, now just good blow thats nice and clean before rounds. ??

6/21/2022 11:20:23 PM

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Meerkatsu "Heavenly Mata Leao" Rash Guard

Your mom a ho

6/24/2022 6:52:03 AM

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93brand Gotham Long Sleeve Rash Guard

@Pecos, your momma a ho

6/27/2022 7:08:54 AM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - White

May Poseidon’s kiss bless your tight little hole

6/30/2022 7:36:40 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

Eric the dude who reminds the teacher homework is due at the end of class. Bum

7/1/2022 12:22:57 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

Erik the guy that calls himself a “world champ” after winning an ibjjf tourney in the masters 6 div with only 1 person in his bracket

7/1/2022 12:25:16 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

Your mom a ho

7/1/2022 12:27:43 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

Are you related to jimmy giant poop?

7/1/2022 12:26:36 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

What was the color scheme?

7/3/2022 11:33:32 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

I had a bowel movement today and thought about you as I gazed into my what seemed like a soggy bowl of bran flakes.

7/4/2022 11:48:59 PM

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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

@thebest slinds like a dude that calls himself “world champion” after winning any type of lame ass ibjjf tourney.

7/6/2022 8:07:06 AM

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Manto "Future" Shorts - Yellow

I’ll take schloooong for $1000 Alex.

7/6/2022 12:12:10 AM

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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee

Paul the type a guy that thinks hes a “world champion” after placing 1st at some garbage ibjjf tourney with one person in his bracket.

7/7/2022 12:10:57 AM

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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee

You just got DQ’d pal.

7/7/2022 2:05:28 AM

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93brand "Happy Thoughts" Tee

Eat a salad and drink some water then.

7/7/2022 6:20:20 PM

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93brand Standard Issue 2.0 Gi - White

My mans got Nikes on his thumbs

7/12/2022 11:28:44 PM

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93brand Standard Issue 2.0 Gi - White

Fuck outta here you imposter

7/12/2022 11:28:14 PM

Comment on:

Scramble Heartbreak Tee

Hey Paul shut your jizz lids mmmkay?

7/16/2022 1:47:33 PM

Comment on:

Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

As long as real dongs is around, you’ll always be second best. Loser.

7/17/2022 11:15:41 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

But I wanna hear about your massive shits…..

7/17/2022 11:14:41 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats

People who dislike dongs are the same people that call themselves “world champions” after winning an ibjj tourney in the masters V division.

7/19/2022 8:14:56 AM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats

@The best I won your mom last night in a nickel and dime poker game. She taps to top pressure, just like you.

7/19/2022 12:00:21 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats

Snowflake the guy that takes the picture after class and post,” sometimes you’re the hammer, and sometimes you’re the nail, today I was the nail, stay humble, oss!”

7/19/2022 1:57:35 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Spats

Tap, snap or nap brah.

7/19/2022 12:03:29 AM

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Manto "Torn" Rashguard

You aint neva lie

7/20/2022 11:56:35 PM

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Fuji Suparaito Worldwide BJJ Gi - White/Yellow

Woman respector is a joke, just like calling yourself a world champ for winning any type of ibjjf tourney, and you forgot Sulley.

7/22/2022 3:55:02 AM

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Tatami Standard Charcoal T-Shirt

Go pound sand assneck

7/22/2022 11:35:04 PM

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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Says the 12 yr white belt…..

7/24/2022 7:19:11 AM

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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Highly doubtful, you’re not Jimmy. Not even close

7/24/2022 7:18:24 AM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

I agree, you’re not good enough.

7/25/2022 11:34:53 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Its not a feeling, its just a fact.

7/26/2022 12:56:11 PM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

Psh, unreal

7/26/2022 11:31:07 PM

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Half Sumo Kensei Dogi - White

Hans…….get the luger.

7/26/2022 11:30:41 PM

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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black

I feel like I should not have defended you so fiercly.

7/27/2022 11:58:42 PM

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Manto Elipses Shorts - Black

What are you up too Assneck? I feel like you’re in my head like Hannibal Lecter.

7/27/2022 11:59:57 PM

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Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts

Have any good pulls today on the shitter?

7/29/2022 11:11:46 PM

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Phalanx "Rush" HPTX Shorts

Im dead….hemlock…..im fuckin dead.

7/30/2022 12:51:06 AM

Comment on:

Tatami "Super" BJJ Gi - Navy

Ive got the hot snakes after eating a family size bag of ghost pepper pork rinds and a 12 pack of that natty ice.

7/31/2022 3:26:59 AM

Comment on:

Scramble Kneeon Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Yo what kind of poop knife do you recommend? Been looking at the foldable for nice concealment in the public restrooms, but I hear you just can’t beat the quality of a fixed blade…..

7/31/2022 11:43:29 PM

Comment on:

Progress Jiu Jitsu "Panther" Shorts

Take a turgid shit in one of their sleepong bags

8/2/2022 12:13:55 AM

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Phalanx "Black Ops II" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Busch League bruh

8/3/2022 11:52:13 PM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Green/Woodland Camo

Ain't nothing better than low tide and freshie.

8/4/2022 11:31:22 PM

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Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

He played himself.

8/6/2022 1:04:47 PM

Comment on:

Tatami "Master" T-Shirt

Dongs got caught slippin and is now being shunned

8/6/2022 6:45:35 PM

Comment on:

HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

By vagina do you mean what your moms mouth was full of last night? She cooks good ramen btw.

8/7/2022 8:05:30 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

Ugh, your comment is cringier than yesterdays WHO press conference.

8/7/2022 6:13:15 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

Your worse than an edgy one stripe blue belt that calls himself a world champion after winning some scrub ibjjf tourney at masters 4 with one dude in his bracket.

8/7/2022 11:22:46 AM

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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

Couldnt finish a guy who just lost his best friend in 45 min. Weak.

8/9/2022 8:44:32 AM

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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

She deserved it king

8/9/2022 8:43:44 AM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

You’re a phony and a bum.

8/13/2022 2:12:41 PM

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Inverted Gear "Big Panda" Backpack

Consistency would be posting nothing but the word dongs, he has shown his inability to be consistent, and therefore is not consistent.

8/13/2022 2:14:21 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Shorts

You’re as fake as a ibjjf “world champion”

8/15/2022 8:44:37 AM

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Inverted Gear Ultra Light Pearl Weave Gi - Blue

Jimmy gunna produce some explosive hemlock for your face

8/18/2022 11:02:23 AM

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Aesthetic "Floral Dragon" Gi

Damn im hungry af now….

8/20/2022 2:40:47 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Is it pro lapsing your butthole? The first time i saw a pro lapsed butthole was when enjoying a nice Bonnie Rotten film.

8/25/2022 11:29:36 AM

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Phalanx "Dimension" HPLT Shorts

Hows that tight little balloon knot been my dude?

9/5/2022 2:09:29 PM

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93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

Lets get an update on some nice poops….

9/5/2022 11:02:26 PM

Comment on:

93brand "100 kg V4" BJJ Gi - White

Im a bit of a shit connoisseur myself…

9/6/2022 7:18:36 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

Roberto the type of dude who thinks winning a 2 man bracket at a IBJJF tourney means “world champion” go get shit on Roberto

9/6/2022 11:34:24 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

Look at all these “world champs” butthurt cause they aont world champs. Lol

9/7/2022 8:34:48 PM

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Manto "Just Be Nice" Rash Guard

Jimmy got them giant poops for Roberto and Ragers lame ass

9/7/2022 8:36:10 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

Hey 1stripe your a “world champ” in my book. Lol

9/9/2022 11:22:48 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

Still not as beat as your moms hatchet wound for a snizz

9/9/2022 11:24:40 AM

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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

Did it have an assortment of nuts that scraped your intestinal wall on the way out? I love that.

9/14/2022 10:26:24 AM

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Manto "Society" Crewneck Sweater

Mmmmmmhmmm makes it hurt so good.

9/14/2022 2:36:19 PM

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Phalanx "Shatter" II HPTX Shorts

You bum

9/16/2022 12:36:40 AM

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Venum Elite 2.0 Jiu Jitsu Gi - Black

That bar if soap is up their living his best life.

9/17/2022 11:29:39 AM

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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda Gi - White

You go stone ground mustard or soggy bran flakes with some tar like matter this time? I love a muddied up grundle.

9/18/2022 11:13:22 PM

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Inverted Gear Canvas Panda Gi - White

Hey Sbo14 shut your jizz lids

9/19/2022 2:03:31 PM

Comment on:

Inverted Gear Canvas Panda Gi - White

Your as fraudulent as a IBJJF “world champion” in the masters V with a two man bracket.

9/18/2022 11:14:52 PM

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93brand 'Standard Issue' Spats 2-PACK - Updated 2022 Edition

Hey Sbo14 shut yur cock pocket

9/20/2022 3:30:35 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Fight Shorts

Oh shut up and stop being such a peter puffer Smith , my god.

9/22/2022 11:27:43 PM

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Scramble "Kano" Judo-Inspired BJJ Gi

Extremely unsatisfying. Better luck tomorrow bro. Hang tough.

9/23/2022 11:35:33 PM

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Phalanx "Beast Mode" HPLT Shorts

1stripewhitebelt hella homophobic, I hope life cancels him for being a Nazi.

9/27/2022 9:13:17 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Thsts cool maybe stfu for a night or two?

9/27/2022 11:08:35 PM

Comment on:

Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

I think you should wrap a pillow case around your head and go to sleep forever.

9/27/2022 11:11:04 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Hey 1stripewhitebelt, suck my balls from the back. Smith, yes I use plastic because your moms a squirter.

9/28/2022 9:21:28 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Same

9/28/2022 7:10:56 AM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu "The Temple" Kimono

Is this the real two time back to back?

9/28/2022 7:10:25 AM

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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black

I agree, if i saw some bitch made ass wearing this id wrist lock em on sight. That means you 420, you bum.

9/28/2022 11:28:27 PM

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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black

Amen

9/29/2022 12:09:28 AM

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Tatami Success Zip Hoodie - Black

Thats a solid take. Also Grunt Life gear is the new Affliction

9/29/2022 3:29:48 AM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

Bag cereal version of dongs. Fuck outta here….

9/29/2022 11:05:46 PM

Comment on:

Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

1stripewhitebelt the dude that pulls his pants down to his ankles to piss.

9/29/2022 11:32:34 PM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

Keep your cum dumpster closed and let the grown folks talk snail.

9/30/2022 8:52:21 PM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

1stripewhitebelch taps to top pressure

9/30/2022 10:34:34 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Bummer man. Better luck next time

10/1/2022 10:56:35 AM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

1stripewhitebelch the dude that interupts a legit submission to show you how to “properly” do it.

10/1/2022 6:19:09 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Yo hows that rusty nickel today?

10/1/2022 12:38:42 AM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Im just hungry now

10/1/2022 7:29:16 AM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

1stripewhitebelt is the dude whos girlfriend calls him while shes getting her back blown out by a more formidable male.

10/3/2022 12:46:39 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Oh this is real cute. You 1stripes white knight? I bet you’re an AJ Agazarm fan.

10/3/2022 7:16:20 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

His poops a delacacy. Jimmy is a saint.

10/3/2022 10:07:56 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

You probably make TikToks about being a “world champion” for winning a 2 man bracket at an IBJJF tourney too.

10/3/2022 10:09:14 PM

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Phalanx "Cinza" RIZR Shorts

Go away with your weak ass Gracie University blue belt

10/3/2022 10:44:14 PM

Comment on:

Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

Jimmys wisdom knows no bounds.

10/4/2022 9:30:49 AM

Comment on:

Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

1stripewhitebelt the dude that keeps track of how many classes hes attended so he can remind his coach about stripes.

10/4/2022 12:05:36 PM

Comment on:

Tatami Easy Peasy T-Shirt Black

Sure thing ibjjf world champ

10/4/2022 12:06:20 PM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

The prophecy is complete

10/4/2022 11:05:37 PM

Comment on:

Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Snowflake and 1stripewhitebelch the dudes in class that say OSS.

10/5/2022 8:27:33 AM

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Fuji All Around Blackout BJJ Gi

Rager the dude at class that tries to ask the new white belt girl out and she makes a reddit post about creepy dudes at my bjj gym.

10/5/2022 1:58:14 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

You’re just mad god hates you, which is understandable.

10/6/2022 1:47:19 AM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

First off, jimmy has great stool, secondly you sound like your mother.

10/6/2022 12:03:42 PM

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93brand "Art of War" Spats

Dan Snowflake is mad becausw god hates him, mostly for being a real nazi. He hasnt accepted it yet and is acting gay af rn.

10/6/2022 9:53:30 PM

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Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Shut up 1stripe ylu fuggin dork

10/9/2022 10:50:55 PM

Comment on:

Phalanx "State" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

My moms cause she doesnt train. Unless you consider her maneuvering her colostomy bag around while you fondel her at the nursing home, trying to get your flacid baby dick up training.

10/9/2022 9:56:39 AM

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Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Black/Purple

Shut your cock trap 1stripe, you dense ass cabbage.

10/10/2022 1:01:08 PM

Comment on:

Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Black/Purple

Stfu 1stripe, you knob ass doughnut.

10/10/2022 9:59:44 PM

Comment on:

Tatami Estilo 6.0 BJJ Gi - Black/Purple

At least you acknowledge its a delicacy…..bitch.

10/10/2022 10:42:49 PM

Comment on:

Manto "Torn" Rashguard

Pffst

10/11/2022 1:14:27 PM

Comment on:

Scramble Varsity Gi - White

Except your join date is whack

10/11/2022 11:30:03 PM

Comment on:

Scramble Varsity Gi - White

100% accuracy utah

10/11/2022 11:30:46 PM

Comment on:

Scramble Varsity Gi - White

Your a good kid and deserve better.

10/12/2022 7:12:57 AM

Comment on:

Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black

Dont be sour, your wife and kid are the ones that told me after they cleaned my house. Put your shopping carts away you bum.

10/14/2022 1:49:43 AM

Comment on:

Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black

Sure thing, farva

10/14/2022 3:42:47 AM

Comment on:

Tatami Combat Club Hoodie - Black

Roberto out here about as relevant as McGregor.

10/14/2022 12:41:13 PM

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Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

ConMan the dude at the skatepark on rollerblades lol….

10/15/2022 1:53:47 PM

Comment on:

Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

1stripe the dude at the skatepark with knee pads.

10/15/2022 8:05:29 PM

Comment on:

Manto "Rise" BJJ Gi - Black

ConMan the dude at the skatepark pushing mongol foot, LOL!

10/15/2022 9:07:18 PM

Comment on:

BJJTees 2 Pack-Shirts (Yellow/Black)

ConMan and 1stripe about to hit the max character limit with those weak ass sweaty responses. Chill out guys, stop acting like spazzy new white belts.

10/16/2022 7:26:09 AM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Hey man, thanks for your membership, the 150 dollar a month fee will go to providing your wife and son the attention they need from a fatherly figure like myself, this way you can continue to be a failure on these message boards, and be a total embarrassment on and off that mat, as usual. This will also include a monthy dick pic and daily morning shit picture you requested at checkout.

10/17/2022 2:52:15 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

Bro you always numero uno in my book. Im just getting mad famous and gotta answer these fans nah mean? You know how it is, just tryna be like you king.

10/17/2022 7:08:28 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

You aee super triggered and act like a fucking child and thats gayer than AIDS. Jimmy has the finest stoole this sode if the mississippi and if you dont know you better ask your cuck buddy 1stripe and recognize greatness, that bitch is paying me 150 a month to beat the brakes off his wifes vagina and be a father to his stupid ass kid.

10/17/2022 9:29:29 PM

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Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

1stripe and ConMan the type of dudes that dont bump screw and have no idea what SLAB means.

10/17/2022 11:15:51 AM

Comment on:

Scramble Peace and Violence Spats

1stripe and ConMan the type of dudes that dont realize creating an account comes with a join date. IDIOTS!

10/17/2022 2:53:41 PM

Comment on:

Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

How many turds would fit in this after say, a night at Olive Garden?

10/17/2022 11:19:19 PM

Comment on:

Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

Your goddamn right

10/18/2022 11:20:58 AM

Comment on:

Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

Rager your mom is a dime store hooker, always has been always will be.

10/18/2022 11:29:48 AM

Comment on:

Fuji Comp Convertible Backpack Duffle

Your running low on twinkies fatty

10/18/2022 4:25:29 PM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Say hello to your mother for me.

10/19/2022 7:29:16 AM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

Just like your girl, got multiple partners

10/19/2022 2:20:31 PM

Comment on:

Phalanx "Sharp" Short Sleeve Rash Guard

You sound like Herschel Walker, full of shit

10/19/2022 2:21:30 PM

Comment on:

Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

Let em know jimmy

10/19/2022 11:23:27 PM

Comment on:

Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" Gi - Grey

Your dads a lame duck kid. Its ok, ill show you how to pass guard.

10/20/2022 1:13:23 AM

Comment on:

Tatami Takedowns Ain't Dead T-Shirt - White

And?

10/21/2022 5:02:36 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Aye, thanks for that membership renewal, ill be adding some more content with “you know who” as soon as I finish editing. Also, shes getting a bit annoying maybe clme pick her up, I need her outta my hair for a few and i dont wanna waste any gas. Thanks bud.

10/22/2022 12:33:24 PM

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Manto "X4" Gi (Royal Blue)

Your just a genetically weak loser, like your dad.

10/23/2022 9:49:52 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

If spats have a drawstring you dont have to wear shorts over them. Its the rulez.

10/24/2022 7:35:35 AM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Spats

Its just easier that way.

10/24/2022 3:49:48 PM

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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

Come pick up your girl man, she makes shitty pancakes.

10/26/2022 10:52:09 AM

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Tatami ANIP Hoodie

Hey Phanny shut your jizz lids mmmmkay?

10/26/2022 12:34:55 PM

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Fuji - All Around BJJ Gi Black/Purple/Gold

Fatty

10/27/2022 9:39:14 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

Your mom

11/2/2022 9:43:35 AM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

Shut up Baldillian you doughnut.

11/2/2022 3:45:44 PM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

You the type a dude that would pull guard at ADCC.

11/2/2022 9:45:36 AM

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Toro "Kraken" Rash Guard

1stripe the dude in class that talks about “when i used to train Jeet-Kun-Do.”

11/2/2022 1:32:01 PM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

Shut the hell up 1stripe you fuggin cabbage, lulz.

11/3/2022 6:07:39 PM

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Manto "Torn" Shorts

JOKES ON YOU! My butthole is gaped proper with zero tears

11/3/2022 6:09:28 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Pffffst. You and your dipshit son need to clean the sheets already, I’m tired of banging your wife on sheets that smell like burnt fritos.

11/7/2022 11:51:08 AM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Stfu Phanny you cock smoking bum.

11/7/2022 2:41:54 PM

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Meerkatsu "Zen Unicorn" BJJ Gi - White

Blow a brick out your ass sideways captain!

11/7/2022 6:20:48 PM

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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Is this the 93-94 back to back Blockbuster video game champ or some knock kneed fat belly poser?

11/11/2022 12:32:56 AM

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Phalanx "Ares" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Obviously not the two time thats staying dripping wet from head to tippy toe in full athletic apparal. Fucking poser. Hey rager stop riding the coat tails of everyone in this lobby and get on your knees and be useful for once.

11/11/2022 6:32:31 PM

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Progress Jiu Jitsu Hybrid Shorts

You cant get over the fact your girl sprints over in the most athletic way possible once you head to work at the glory hole every night, and thats understandable.

11/12/2022 11:04:17 AM

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Manto "X4" BJJ Gi - Navy

Absolutley, its what myself and Mrs. Disrespect have been working on all week, if you know what i mean. Hey Bjorn, your music fucking sucks.

11/13/2022 9:52:58 AM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

I dont need the help of your whore wife to take massive amazing shits.

11/14/2022 7:39:54 AM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

Damn, that was the weakest shit you have posted to date Franklin.

11/14/2022 12:28:48 PM

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93brand X Meerkatsu Hell Hooks 2.0 Rash Guard

Oh is that what you meant? Because your comment reads worse than your male gender identity.

11/14/2022 9:09:12 PM

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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

Its good for the colon, and seriously? Your name is Vegandude, might as well have cuck tatooed on your forehead you fucking doughnut.

11/15/2022 11:46:21 PM

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93brand Coffee Mugs Set

Shut the fuck up

11/16/2022 10:27:41 PM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

Its sure does, Mrs. Disrespect is quite the squirter. The important thing is that you habe come to terms with it, also, grab some ice cream on the way home, I get a sweet tooth after blowing her back out.

11/17/2022 11:09:35 AM

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Aesthetic Tie Dye Rashguard

Stfu, if you dont like it keep scrolling you dense cabbage.

11/17/2022 3:17:18 PM

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Phalanx "Thrash" Spats

@Franklin, and?

11/18/2022 1:16:50 AM

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Phalanx "Thrash" Spats

Disrespect out here all sweaty not making sense. Haha

11/18/2022 1:17:37 AM

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Tatami Messenger Bag

Its not my fault Mrs. Disrespect has a hatchet wound for a snizz, or, wait ya it is haha.

11/18/2022 11:22:09 PM

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Tatami Messenger Bag

Your the guy at class that interupts a good submission to show your opponent how to do it “correctly.”

11/19/2022 9:41:52 AM

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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

Big oof.

11/20/2022 8:16:07 AM

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Fuji All Around Gi - Dark Navy

Oh god, here comes the literal soy boy with his bullshit. Do us all a favor Vegan and choke on a nice ribeye.

11/20/2022 10:56:32 AM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Dr. Disrepects mom is a hoe, so is his girl. Haha

11/21/2022 4:08:53 AM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Disrespect over here typing a novel all sweaty, lol.

11/21/2022 8:41:08 AM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Shut your gaping jizz lids tobacco, no when gives a shit about what your simple ass thinks. Keep scrolling if it hurts your feels beeeeeeyaaatch!

11/21/2022 11:54:19 AM

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93brand "Cozy Sweater" Rash Guard

Sure thing, fatty

11/21/2022 4:07:42 AM

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Tatami Vengeance Hoodie - Sand

Two time back to back 1993-1994 crack baby olympic champion chief.

11/22/2022 4:15:01 AM

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Aesthetic "Tiger" Gi

Not at all, the king of the jungle eats, and everyone knows it.

11/23/2022 5:30:40 PM

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HQ x 1/2 Sumo - Limited Edition Rashguard

Solid standard

12/3/2022 11:06:11 PM

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93brand IV Drip Rashguard

Maybe no one gives a shit about what kind of BJJ gear you like? Mmmmkay?

12/6/2022 8:33:52 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts

The hero we need but don’t deserve.

1/12/2023 2:35:36 AM

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93brand Standard Issue Rashguard 2-PACK (Vintage Blue, Deep Green)

Ill dig.

2/7/2023 12:06:33 AM

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Progress M6 Mark 5 Gi - Green

“Its basically infantry….”

2/7/2023 11:13:27 PM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts - Olive

1stripe is very familiar with womens sizing as he is an alternate for the drag show in town. He helped me pick out a solid outfit for his wife on valetines day. Thanks for filming that btw bud.

2/21/2023 7:16:32 PM

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Phalanx "Black ops" Spats Mens/Ladies

Heard Maximus Decimus Meridius tapped you with top pressure and then porked your sister….

3/6/2023 11:41:42 PM

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Phalanx "Black ops" Spats Mens/Ladies

Shut your cock holster sammy

3/7/2023 9:25:19 AM

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Phalanx "Black Ops ALT" Rashguard

Im kinda chubby and the XL still runs a tad big, but its a perfect fit. Im 5’9” 225, 10inch hog.

3/29/2023 11:26:28 PM

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Phalanx "Black Ops ALT" Rashguard

Jimmy I was talking about my clitoris. Dont act like you dont chew on it for fun.

3/30/2023 5:56:34 PM

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93brand "Nineties" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

I feel alot dont understand the reference here and thats fucking gay.

4/16/2023 8:07:27 PM

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Phalanx "Golem" Long Sleeve Rash Guard

Stop stuffing fat and sugar down your gullet.

7/4/2023 7:35:21 AM

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Scramble "Athlete Pro" - OD Canvas Edition

Shit your pie hole Sbo with that goofy ass gi in your profile pic. Speaking of sloppy seconds tell your girl the boys are back in town.

7/7/2023 6:41:04 PM

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Kitsune "Twin Dragon" Bag

I wanna see your brown eye

7/28/2023 10:56:48 AM

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Nation Athletic "Tiger Roar" Shorts

Stfu nerd

7/31/2023 12:04:58 AM

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Nation Athletic "Tiger Roar" Shorts

Tatanka put 1Stripes nuts back in your mouth while the grown ups are talking you plebe.

7/31/2023 1:06:15 PM

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Inverted Gear "Panda 400" BJJ Gi - Black

You should ask 1Stripe for permission before posting stupid ass shit like this.

8/1/2023 12:03:04 AM

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Inverted Gear "Panda 400" BJJ Gi - Black

Stfu 1Stripe, prolly got that stupid looking shiny electrical tape on your belt anyways.

8/1/2023 9:13:47 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

Like 3stripe knows what a squat is. I had to show your wife what leg day is, and what my third leg, is.

8/6/2023 11:15:40 AM

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Scramble Combination Shorts - Black/Purple

Yo Cum man you got some of 2Stripes tape in your mouth, for some reason.

8/6/2023 4:16:27 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.6 Grey

Aye 2Stripe you don’t have to comment on every post dawg, we get it, your girl aint home tonight.

8/7/2023 12:30:33 PM

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Rash Guardians Lion Short Sleeve

Funny, 3Stripes wife is a lion, yes she DOES suck.

8/8/2023 11:23:03 AM

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Rash Guardians Lion Short Sleeve

2Stripe would totally know that. He can smell his own.

8/8/2023 11:20:56 AM

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Rash Guardians Lion Short Sleeve

Someone finally made a rashie for you my guy. Congrats!

8/8/2023 11:23:41 AM

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Nation Athletic "Death Cuddle Jiu Jitsu" Rash Guard

Oh gawd, here comes Con man with all his buddies dicks hanging out his mouf talkin bout someone bein fruity.

8/15/2023 6:52:44 PM

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Nation Athletic "Death Cuddle Jiu Jitsu" Rash Guard

First off, Jimmies explosive shits are like no other.

8/15/2023 10:15:23 PM

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Nation Athletic "Death Cuddle Jiu Jitsu" Rash Guard

And whos jokin?

8/15/2023 10:16:04 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

This bag couldnt hold a quarter of what I got. Your sexaully deprived woman is a gaping blackhole of whore that is wrecking my bank account, sex toys aint cheap!

8/16/2023 10:02:23 AM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

Bout as pathetic as your guard retention.

8/16/2023 11:17:58 AM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

*yawn*

8/16/2023 12:43:23 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

*shakes fist at 2Stripes witty come back, resumes porking his sister*

8/16/2023 1:13:58 PM

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93brand "Construct" Convertible Gear Bag (Duffel/Backpack Hybrid) - Black

If I was retarded and wasteful, I’d upvote your comment.

8/16/2023 5:41:58 PM

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Tatami Recharge Pink Leopard Print Shorts (shorter inseam)

Brett Hart would gladly bang your mom with this exotic garmet hanging around his knees and walk out of her house rocking these with pride while mom sits the rest if the day out with a blown out back.

8/17/2023 4:59:42 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.0 - Navy Blue

Shut up dork

8/21/2023 4:15:05 PM

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Sheepdog Response Roll-Out FUJI Mats 10' x 10'

If it was little I would’nt need the tape you fucking doughnut.

8/25/2023 1:32:28 AM

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Sheepdog Response Roll-Out FUJI Mats 10' x 10'

Shut up dork

8/25/2023 1:32:57 AM

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Kitsune "Red Skies" Compression-Lined Shorts - Olive

Shut your jizz lids Steven.

8/26/2023 8:40:57 AM

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BJJ Tees Random T-Shirt 2PACK

Pffst, my mom is dryer than the comment you left. No go make me a fucking sandwhich.

9/22/2023 4:21:29 PM

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93brand XL Pearl Weave Duffel Bag - Navy/Black

Ya bro, he grows the best shit, of course im smoking it you fucking doughnut. Lulz

9/23/2023 9:09:47 PM

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Inverted Gear Light Pearl BJJ Gi - Black

Shut up nerd

9/25/2023 3:25:45 PM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

Now I feel like poor Dan Ige. Thanks for the validation Con Man. Aight, ima head out.

9/26/2023 1:57:09 PM

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Wristlock Co. "Deal With The Devil" Rash Guard

Might as well shut yur trap chief.

9/27/2023 4:26:27 AM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

Nah. Fun fact tho, ConMan pulls his pants down past his non caked up ass (he skips leg day) all the way down to his cankles to urinate.

9/30/2023 1:43:50 PM

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Kitsune "Hydro" Ombre Spats

Lol that shit is weak.

9/30/2023 9:18:54 PM

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Phalanx "Dragon" HPTX Shorts

ConMan calls me NightCawk.

9/30/2023 11:07:45 PM

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Phalanx "Dragon" HPTX Shorts

Brendan Schaub is funnier than you.

10/1/2023 9:30:11 AM

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Phalanx "Dragon" HPTX Shorts

I bet you look like you’d pull me over for going 36 in a 35. Bum ass….

10/1/2023 4:19:27 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition

Shut up nerd

10/4/2023 7:43:41 PM

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Kitsune Kimonos "Dragon" Jiu Jitsu Gi - Unbleached Edition

Sure thing, Farva.

10/4/2023 9:56:58 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

ConMan was gunna join but he just cant handle when someone gets in his face. Thats what his mom told me after I blew her back out during church service.

10/4/2023 11:16:09 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

Lol, shut up dork.

10/5/2023 5:55:16 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

Its not a diss. Just shut the fuck up, lol

10/5/2023 7:22:48 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

Why? Church is were all the nastiest hoes be at. Oh wait, you think Mary didnt get the meat candle and it was all a miracle huh?

10/5/2023 8:15:59 PM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

Lol shut up nerd

10/5/2023 9:29:32 PM

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Finishers "Reaper" Hoodie Limited Edition

Probably because your shaped like an upside down bowling pin.

10/8/2023 7:54:01 AM

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Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - Black

Your mom is a hoe

10/10/2023 2:32:42 PM

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Tatami Tanjun BJJ Gi - Black

You could get on Joe Rogan, get handed a comedy career and still fuck it up.

10/10/2023 10:23:32 AM

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Phalanx "Flow Field" HPTX Shorts

You’re cringier than a recent Tom Segura tweet.

10/12/2023 7:50:33 PM

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Phalanx "Flow Field" HPTX Shorts

You finally brought something good to the table. Took long enough.

10/12/2023 10:35:00 PM

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Kitsune Cursive LITE Jiu Jitsu Gi - White/Coral

Can we ban ConMan? Hes worse than Toby in HR.

10/16/2023 5:48:46 PM

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93brand Standard Issue L/S Rash Guard 2pack - Black/Smoke Grey

Hes cleaning my underwear

11/20/2023 10:32:32 AM

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Jitsy Club Arctic Digital Camo Shorts

Shut up dork

12/31/2023 10:51:43 AM

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Kitsune MK1 Long-Sleeve Rashguard

Fatty

2/10/2024 12:20:36 AM

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Kitsune MK1 Long-Sleeve Rashguard

Shut up nerd

2/10/2024 2:45:56 PM

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93brand Vintage 2.0 Hoodie

Sure thing Farva.

2/11/2024 5:30:11 PM

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Flow Kimonos Feather 3.0 Grey

They both resemble barn animals, so good on you man, I'm sure they needed their disgusting vaginas beat in and YOU SIR MADE IT HAPPEN. I bet its meatloaf and stove top tonight!

2/12/2024 10:01:25 PM

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Kureiji "Foot Lock Klan" Rash Guard

Are you okay? Did you have a stroke?

2/13/2024 8:19:35 AM

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29Niku "Let's Roll Light III" Spats

If I was retarded and wasteful, I’d thumbs up your comment.

2/17/2024 5:54:35 PM

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Kureiji "Kritters" Rash Guard

Yo mamma!

2/19/2024 3:50:38 PM

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93brand "Jiu Jitsu Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Dark Marl Grey

Cool story bro shark!

2/20/2024 1:15:24 PM

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93brand "Jiu Jitsu Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Dark Marl Grey

He sits on the hotel chair and cries when pork his wife, but says he likes it. I dunno, hes literally the least intimidating male ever born. I’d tap him to top pressure.

2/20/2024 4:51:15 PM

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93brand "Jiu Jitsu Originals" Casual Gi Pants - Dark Marl Grey

Your about as original as Carlos Mencia.

2/20/2024 8:38:36 PM

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Flow Kimonos Alpine Pro 2.10 - White

It was a compliment dude, you dont like getting shat on your face?

2/26/2024 10:14:19 PM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Board Shorts - Black

The issue is you requested to have me pork your wife while you sat in that shitty hotel chair crying in the corner. Now you wanna act like your not the Cuckman. Thats the issue BRIAN.

3/14/2024 9:19:57 PM

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Inverted Gear 2023 Board Shorts - Black

Also, another issue is the fake ass christianity bit. Over here typing like an asshole while preaching “jesus is lord” lol dork.

3/14/2024 9:25:04 PM