Today we've got a 5-pack of Arm Bar Soap, chosen at random from a selection of 11 flavors. Each "batch" has its own pleasant yet subtle scent:The Peppermint BatchThe Hawaiian BatchThe Shamp-broo BatchThe Kaminari BatchThe Cornelius BatchThe Cocoa BatchThe Milk & Honey BatchThe Northern Night BatchThe Coal-Conut BatchThe Vanilla Gorilla BatchThe Lava-Puhi Batch
While they all do sound delicious, please note that they are not edible. Please do not eat the soap! Instead, train hard and then use this after-training soap to fight fungus and mat-born germs. Each all-natural bar contains a special blend of hand-picked, high-grade oils, butters, and exfoliants that have been carefully chosen for their benefits. Nourish your skin, get a deep cleanse, and eliminate the threat of skin infections caused by mat-born fungus/bacteria.
Note: we cannot choose which 5 of the 11 options you'll receive.
God bless us, every dongs.
Tiny dongs? Bob Crotchett's kid?
soap? for what?
here we go boys
I should have skipped out on being Santa for my kids so I could spend those hard earned greenbacks on something useful like soap!
I'm gonna be so fresh this Christmas. Thanks for the soap
WE GOT SOAP!!!!