Phalanx ultra-lightweight shorts are exactly that, super light! They're also durable enough to hold up perfectly in every day mat training, BJJ competition, and MMA!FEATURES:
My mom told me that these are satanic and won't let me buy them :(
Someone is clearly going against their mothers wishes
Ma ma my mama says Phalanx Beast Mode is The Devil.
Well mama must not know about the Medulla Oblongata
Dinobot was the most valiant of them all. BEAST WARS
These are pretty sweet! But my jiu jitsu is not nearly good enough to wear black/red…. Or something that says “BEAST” on it….
Hopefully you didn't miss out on the my lil pony gi
Wear whatever you want. Your belt should be the only clothes that reflect your jiu jitsu skills.
Dongs is dead and we have killed him. - Nietzsche probably
BEAST MODE 25/8
Yo i heard your mom’s got it going on
I’d buy them if they said “LEAST”
or BETCH
REST
👍
came here for the dongs and ended up with shorts
“I drink pink monster before class” vibes
Im a 41yo straight man with a family and this actually madr me want them a little..
Does anyone know if Phalanx runs large or small? Im a 31 waist so idk if i should go 30 or 32
they are true to size, especially the HPLT model. So basically it's up to you if you want it a bit more loose or not.
I got attacked by a 3 clawed beast and all I got was pink claw marks on my shorts.
Is there a tie dye option?
The beast looks like Kurama
Tight
I'm gay! I just found out.
Do us a favor, have a good night sleep, and never wake up
You could be a little nicer.
Well....at least being gay will help you pooooooooo.....
1stripewhitebelt hella homophobic, I hope life cancels him for being a Nazi.
Keep doing Gods work you saint.
Looking at phalanx gear is how you found out? Welcome to BJJHQ, Felipe Peña
Im here shitting and reading the comments. Thank you for the backup boyz. Decent poo today, as a side note. Little moist with mild flaking.
I'm the nicest troll you'll ever meet, and I'm not homophobic, I'm allergic lol
I am blasting some serious ass tonight. I so wish I could record and send you all audio LMFAO
Sgnod
I did not bought this deal
BETTER BUY!!
Buru nyuuu