The HPTX shorts are the newest addition to the Phalanx Shorts Line.$35
dongs
I wonder how many people check on Dongs guy first and only then look at the item for sale…
For now, I am deal first, dongs second.
People are always asking “where is dongs guy?”… But what they should be asking is “HOW is dongs guy?” ??
I always have to check if an item is dongs, otherwise I'm not buying it.
Got my 93 gear long john spats the two pack. Succesful. Both ass cheeks are covered and safe.
I got the same deal, and alas i listened to the words of the mob. I sized up and now they fit sloppy on my tiny legs. Guess i’ll have to resort to actually working out.
I didnt size up and they fit. I still wear the boxer shorts to church. I pray they fot everyday
I am trying out stretching out my undies by putting them on a large pillow to stretch the fabric out and hope that helps. Stay tuned!
Can we get some better flavors for the soap? I already ate all mine and they all tasted like crap
Youre supposed to put them in a crock pot first and let them soak into your choice of meat.
No crock pt required. Mine melted to form one delicious meal
I shred it on top of salads and pasta
Mmmmm vanilla gorilla with my morning coffee keeps them blues away....
HPTX shorts are fantastic. Used them in my last comp and they hold up. Also, i have too much phalanx gear please help
Mens asses
Oh no I can't stop buying Phalanx
What's the inseam on these?
But are they short enough for an “accidental” wardrobe malfuntion
One can only hope.
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Shoyoroll
I farted and it was goddamn poop
You want cheese wit that?
All hail the giant Phalanx.
Tramp stamp ruins these for me Rolling deals ruined my wallet 2 2=0
Nature is WILD
We want vale tudos
Always and forever. I need an excuse to render my huevos egg-shell smooth ????
Dongs?
Thats illegal